August 2009

All Asian Girls Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

The site: allasiangirls.com

The price:Free Trial, $39.98 per month

The verdict: Not the best site on the Earth, but definitely serviceable. The chicks are undeniably hot, the fucking is good and, if you love Asian chicks like I do, you should have little to complain about. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.allasiangirls.com

I would love to go to Bangkok some day, but I am pretty sure I would die there. I am one of those guys that does everything to excess, and Bangkok is one of those cities where you can get anything you want- to excess. They’d find my booze and cocaine-filled body in a pile of dead, shaven hookers.

I like Asian chicks – I really do- but these sites are as close as I will get to any Asian country. Maybe Chinatown. But going to a real Asian country makes sex fiends like me go nuts. You saw what happened to Kung Fu master David Carradine, right? They found that twisted fuck hanging dead with a rope from his neck and his dong. I have been looking at smut for 15 years — and engaging in dubious sex acts for longer – and I have never heard of this move. It had to be the Bangkok influence.

So stay safe and rent you a site like this. I am just looking out for you, man. You can get tons of Asian themed DVDs downloaded right to your computer. All of them are very high quality, featuring all of the Asian porn stars that you love. Plus, if you join this site you get a dozen or so more sites for free – so you won’t be leaving your basement for a long time. The only virus you’ll be at risk for is a computer virus.

Those slippery fuckers are trying to hook you too – they are giving away FREE 3 day trials. It’s not fair, really- it’s like a crack dealer giving you your first 3 rocks for free. I say take the chance – the worst that can happen is that you get addict to Asian vagina meat and have to pay $40 per month for this site and a dozen more free. That doesn’t sound all that bad to me.

Not the best site on the Earth, but definitely serviceable. The chicks are undeniably hot, the fucking is good and, if you love Asian chicks like I do, you should have little to complain about.

… 7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.allasiangirls.com

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All Anal Movies

by The Devil (admin)

Better get that can cleaned up before the hired help gets here.

The site: allanalmovies.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95/month

The verdict: Big selection of anal sex videos. No original content, but you won’t care after very long. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)
To join, click here:www.allanalmovies.com

Hmmm…I wonder what we found on this site? That’s right…loads and loads of hot bitches taking it up the crapper! If you are ass hungry like we constantly are, then pay close attention. We have done all of the dirty work for you, scrutinizing this site with a fine-toothed comb to bring you the real lowdown on whether it is a high quality ass site, or just another butthole blunder.

We take special care and pride in reviewing sites dedicated to anal sex. Ass sex makes our dicks harder than Chinese arithmetic. We look at anal videos like an art dealer would stare at a painting for hours and hours, just to see what he could see.

That is what we did with allanalmovies.com and we liked what we saw. Now, an astute observer would ask the question, “Is there any such thing as a bad anal sex video?” Well…no. You got us there. But there are some that are better than others. Sure you can throw a dick into any slut and catch it on film and call it a porno, but it takes special talent to work four fingers and a couple of cocks into a poop chute and all the while the chick getting drilled is begging for more! That, my friends, is art. And that is the kind of shit you can find on allanalmovies.com

They offer over 40 full length films specializing in the cornholio. While they offer films with regualr porn stars, they also have many with amateurs doing their thing. Our favorites…every last fucking one of them. But, if we had to pick, we would say that the Brazilian Anal Violations Series is pretty damn fine (although we must tell you that we love Brazilian chicks).

We love Angela Crystal, a star of Assault That Ass. This foreign chick is not only extremely sexy and gorgeous, she goes absolutely berserk when they shove a big old cock in her ass. We have “used” her on more than one occasion since we joined this site. She shreiks like a wounded banshee, a sound that is music to our ears.

Oh wait! We also have to tell you about…well shit, we could go on forever about this. Just join it and see for your self. You will have more jerk material than a Jamaican chef!

There is a reason that chicks get paid more to do anal than regualr sex. It is the same reason you pay more to see the Rolling Stones than Stoney Creek. They are better artists and they work harder to be better artists. Anal is the Taj Majal of porn, and allanalmovies.com brings us some of the best anal action out there, and a lot of it. And we aren’t just blowing smoke up your ass!

Big selection of anal sex videos. No original content, but you won’t care after very long.

8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.allanalmovies.com

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All Amateur Movies Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

You're about to turn pro, baby!

The site: allamateurmovies.com

The price:$4.95 trial/ $24.95 month

The verdict: Still one of the best amateur sex sites on the Web after 7 years, and worth every penny. We give it a 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.allamateurmovies.com

Offering over 200,000 videos, this mega-site is truly a haven for porn buffs. Are ALL of them true amateurs? Absolutely not. But there are plenty there to spend some time with. Even the girls who are obviously not amateurs are at least trying to look that way, making for a good nut anyway.

In addition to girls getting fucked, they also offer videos of naked amateurs and amateurs sucking cock, covering just about all of the bases. We particularly liked the newest face, Tiffany, who could have just as easily been featured on Bignaturals.com. Her thin waist and big tits look fabulous flanked by a huge cock.

There are admittedly some skanks, but how could there not be with so many movies? Even the lessers are good fucks, so we can overlook their imperfections. After all, they are amateurs, right?

This is a decent site, but nothing more. Other than the massive archives they have complied, you could find the same content elsewhere. That being said, the amount of content gives you a true bang for your buck, which is why we are members! Still one of the best amateur sex sites on the Web after 7 years, and worth every penny.

We give it a … 9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.allamateurmovies.com

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All Adult Pass Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

The site: alladultpass.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 month

The verdict: Not a whole lot more can be said about the deal of the century. If you pass on it, then I hope you like full balls 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.alladultpass.com

We’ve reviewed lots of multi-site sites, many of them offering 20, 30 — even 50 sites for one price. As far as we can recall, we’ve never reviewed a site that gave you access to this many sites at one monthly rate. How about NINETY sites for the price of one. 90!!! Nine-fucking-ty! Nine Zero! Nin– awwww….you get the point.

Okay — here’s a list of what you get: Just kidding — you think I’m going to sit here and list off 90 websites? Jesus, man — I have some masturbating to do when I get done with telling you about this site. If you think I’m gonna cut into my jerking time to list for you every single site you get when you join, you’re out of your fucking mind. But I will tell you that if you can’t find LOTS of shit to get your nuts churning to amongst 90 sites, then you need to get to that old Dr. Ruth cunt as soon as possible and find out what the fuck your problem is.

As you might imagine, 90 sites cover an astounding variety of themes. Teens, Black, Interracial, Feet, BJs, Prostitutes, Voyeur, Squirting, MILFs, Spanking, Big Tits and Ass Sex — to name a FEW of the genres you’ll find. Oh — and in case you’re worried, these aren’t shit bag, throw away sites. We consider the makers of this site to be among the best in the business. They have a shitload of pride in their sites. They get the hottest off the street girls that money can buy. You will NOT be disappointed if you like amateurish sites with hot chicks and sexy fucking.

Okay…now sit down because this will knock your dick into next week. You get three days worth of access to all 90 of these sites for ONE DOLLAR! Let’s do the math, Einstein — that is just over ONE PENNY PER HOUR of porn. Good Christ, that’s a deal. And even when the three days are up, you can renew at $24.95 per month. That is on the low end of monthly fees for the majority of pron sites – -and don’t forget that you get NINETY of them for this price.

Not a whole lot more can be said about the deal of the century. If you pass on it, then I hope you like full balls

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.alladultpass.com

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All-American Heroes

by The Devil (admin)

Ponch finally came out, huh?

The site: all-americanheroes.com

The price:$7.95 trial, $21.87/month (recurring)

The verdict: This is a very nice site, despite the fact that we were not just born yesterday and did not really believe that these were real straight cops, firemen and marines. Just show the hot guys doing it and we don’t care what you claim they are! 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here: www.all-americanheroes.com

Talk about a brave “reality site.” All American Heroes is a compilation of videos of “straight”, REAL cops, firemen and marines doing things that straight boys don’t normally do…namely fuck other boys. And on film. And especially when they claim they are family men, military men and men i that live in a firehouse. Not that we don’t live amongst the straights in these settings…but have you ever fucked a supposedly “straight” guy with a wife and kids? Of course you have…but did he let you film it? Fuck no! And if so…get us the video…we can make a lot of money for both of us!

That is the negative of the site…the obvious non-real aspect of it. But that is the only negative that we saw. The rest seemed pretty darn ok with us. The guys were all extremely hot…some of the hottest videos that we have seen around (if you are into uniformed men and studs). They were all buff like firemen, cops and marines. They were all very good looking, like a lot of firemen, cops and marines. Hmmm…maybe the are real cops, firemen and marines?? Naw….

Another positive was the price of the site, which only costs you $7.95 for a three day trial membership. After that, the monthly fee is only $21.87, which is a good rate. That gets you access to a bunch of videos and pictures (we really do not know how many exactly…but there seemed to be a fairly good amount). This price is a lot lower than many gay sites that we have reviewed, so get it while you can if you think these guys are hot!

And we certainly think they are. We cannot stress enough that if uniformed men and studs are your thing, this is one of the best places to get them. For example, a video that was particularly sizzling was with three “police officers,” Steve, Mark and Jonathan. Officer Steve was allegedly married with a family (but was not at all concerned that the camera was catching him taking two loads to the face).Married or not, Steve was fucking hot, as were John and Mark as well. All three of them huge (buff-wise and cock-wise…well one of them could have used a little more in the pants…we will let you decide who that was for yourself). After Steve takes two jizzers to the noggin he spooges all over himself. They were definitely hot…and it was a good video…real or not real.

This is a very nice site, despite the fact that we were not just born yesterday and did not really believe that these were real straight cops, firemen and marines. Just show the hot guys doing it and we donâ€™t care what you claim they are!!

… 8.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.all-americanheroes.com

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Adult Video Lounge

by The Devil (admin)

You're fucking hot.

The site: adultvideolounge.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $29.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Wow. This is top notch, a must see even. 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)

To join, click here:www.adultvideolounge.com

Sometimes you just can’t choose what type of pussy you are in the mood for. Let’s see…do I want to cum to a petite little Asian lady or a tall, dark Brazilian woman. Do I want some hardcore gay scenes or do I want a tranny surprise? Luckily, for those of you who are that undecided, there are sites like adultvideolounge.com This site has all of those choices and a SHIT load more. Very, very nice site.

Here is the skinny: You pay $24.95 per month and you get many, many videos in the following categories: Amateur, Anal, Asian, Blonde, Ebony, Big Cock, Big Tits, Cum Shot, Gang Bang, Hardcore, Interracial, Latina, Lesbian, MILF, Orgy, Panties, Petite, Pornstar, Redhead, Teen and Voyeur. All of that is on this site alone. They also throw in an additional 50 more sites for you to look at. On all of these sites you are promised hundreds of thousands of still photos and over 50,000 downloadable videos. It would take a long, long time and a LOT of cumming to get through all of these.

Another feature that we really like was the ability to search by a certain series. For example, if you really like the Two in the Seat series, which we reall,y really do, then you can dial it up and they will take you directly to all of the volumes of that series that they have available…and then you can download all of them right there. If you are a REAL connoisseur, you can even search by your favorite studio. We like the idea, but that was even too far advanced for us to use!!

They also promise numerous adult games, erotic stories, sex personals and even a sex toy store. As if you have time for that stuff with all of the other things to do.

Usually we give a few highlights for you to look for. This time, we believe that the entire site is a highlight. An unfathomable amount of material is available here. We are sure some of it is no count (as some must be in a selection this huge), but the shit was saw was very, very good. Best deal on the net, in our opinion.

Wow. This is top notch, a must see even. …

9.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.adultvideolounge.com

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Adult Rio Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Her name is Rio, and she bounces on my ham...

The site: adultrio.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $29.92/month

The verdict: Brazilian chicks will always have a place in our hearts. We love them and we love their asses. 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

To join, click here: www.adultrio.com

“Her name is Rio, and she dances on the sand…” Ok…we’ll spare you the rest of the Duran Duran song that CONSTANTLY pulses through our heads every single time we do a Brazilian ass site like this one. Damn you Simon Le Bon!!!

This site is called Adult Rio (Not Adult Trio, as in threesome — which is what we thought it was at first). The site theme is simple — lots of Brazilian girls with Brazilian bubble asses, beautiful tanned skin, dark hair and eyes and gorgeous Brazilian faces. We have said this before, but if you have the time and money to plan a great vacation, go to Rio. The women are stellar. If you do not believe us, check out any of our Brazilian sites that we have reviewed and that should change your mind. Oh, and they are really good at futbol too!

This site features original videos of chicks that these guys dug up in Rio. There must be a million sluts in that country, we swear! There are bunches of sites that features these beauties, and the country is not all that big! Maybe it is like Nirvana on Earth! We know that the chicks that they filmed on this particular site were very well received by us!

Our favorite girl was the one that they featured the day that we visited(which, we are sure, is why she was featured), which was Roxana. Roxana is a 35 year old specimen with VERY nice, large tits, a gorgeous and exotic face and rather light skin for a Brazilian chick. Her ass…well, her ass is exactly what you expect from a Brazilian lady — it goes POW! Not literally…but damn near! If you are not familiar with Brazilian girls and wonder whether you are into them or not, check out Roxana for a fair representation of what they are all about. Of course they are all different, but at least that will give you an idea…

The membership fee for this Brazilian adventure is as little as ONE DOLLAR! That is correct, for $1.00 (U.S.) you can get three full days of tanned asses and then you can pay the relatively low price of $29.92for a thirty day subscription. There are a good number of original videos to choose from on this site, and when you join you also get access to EIGHT additional sites, all different, which adds to the great deal. This is a pretty decent network for a good variety.

Brazilian chicks will always have a place in our hearts. We love them and we love their asses.

… 7.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.adultrio.com

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Adult Dreams Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

The site: adultdreams.com

The price:Free Trial, $39.98 per month

The verdict: If you’re looking for something original, well, move along. But if you just want a huge site and network to get a quick jerk to – over and over and over again -this is a damn good place to start. 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.adultdreams.com

I am thinking about getting a tattoo on my hog. The reason I mention it now is because I actually had a dream about what I wanted to get tattooed on it, and the name of this site reminded me of that dream. Or should I call it a vision? I pictured a falcon’s head along the length of the top of my shaft, with the head of my cock being the yellow beak.

This is a gigantic porn depot. You are not going to find Jenny from down the street fiddling on her boyfriend’s pecker. This is big time, southern California, professional pornographic material, right here, fellas. Top of the line pussy. Not top of the line in your zip code -top of line in the fucking world. Suck it easy!

All of the porn star greats of today and featured on this site and in this network. Every last one of them, from Jenna Haze to Katsumi to everyone else you’ve ever heard of. If your favorite porn star cannot be found somewhere in this network, then you are one fucked up individual. What -are you into Julia Childs or some shit? Get with the program, pal -pick a good starlet!

And you will have plenty of movies to look for that favorite starlet in. There are over 1,700 movies on this site alone – and there are TEN more sites in the network that come free with your paid subscription. But before you pay – why don’t you take a few days to evacuate your balls for free. FREE three day trials are alive and well in Dreamland here – get ‘em while they’re hot.

Whew. This is one of those sites that can make your dick crazier than a loon. My cock was frenzied and had no idea what way to go when I logged on. That’s a good scenario I suppose- much better than having your dick look like a tired soldier slumped over a duffel bag when it sees a site.

If you’re looking for something original, well, move along. But if you just want a huge site and network to get a quick jerk to – over and over and over again – this is a damn good place to start.

… 7.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.adultdreams.com

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Adult Doorway

by The Devil (admin)

She's a little self-conscious about her prosthetic eye.

The site: adultdoorway.com

The price:$29.95/Month

The verdict: We honestly think this is the cream of the crop when it comes to extreme hardcore sites. Very good quality, tons of quantity and all original. The girls are great, unknown and willing to be treated like the whores that they are! 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.adultdoorway.com

Adult Doorway is the multi-site access spot that gives you access to4 of the greatest extreme hardcore sites that we have had the privelege of reviewing (extreme hardcore= throat gagging, spitting, face slapping and similar degradation). The sites, Facial Abuse, GhettoGaggers, Sperm Suckers and Ebony Cum Dumps, can all be read about in our reviews for each one. All-in-all they are very nicely produced and managed sites.

The membership fee for Adult Doorway is the same as it would be to join any of the sites individually, which is $29.95 per month. As we mentioned, this gives you access to all four sites. Each site has at least 50 girls, with lengthy videos of each girl being punished, as well as hundreds upon hundreds of pictures on each site.

Those of you who are not familiar with extreme hardcore, be forewarned that it is NOT the same thing as regular hardcore. This isn’t just raunchy sex and/or dirty fucking. This is REAL hardcore, with lots of degrading acts such as spitting in the girls’ faces and making them gag and/or vomit on a dick. We think it is great, as all of the girls put themselves there and are there voluntarily. They need the money and are willing to do this kind of work for it, and we enjoy watching it…so everyone is happy, right? Right!

We honestly think this is the cream of the crop when it comes to extreme hardcore sites. Very good quality, tons of quantity and all original. The girls are great, unknown and willing to be treated like the whores that they are! …

9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.adultdoorway.com

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Adorable Legs Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Good thing she has adorable legs, 'cause her tits sure are small.

The site: adorablelegs.com

The price:$1.95 trial/ $39.95 month

The verdict: This site for foot fanatics, in the grand scheme of things, is overall very average. Good points= lots of material and high quality video. Bad points= Nothing original — you could find a lot of this elsewhere, and a little steep on cost. Not a terrible deal, but not great either. 6 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.adorablelegs.com

The foot fetish may be the first true fetish that came to light way back when. We are not sure why, whether it was the most common of the uncommon, or if it was just the lucky one, but when one thinks of fetishes, feet immediately come to mind. Personally, we do not have that fetish and we just don’t get it (although we think legs can be very sexy). But that is not to say that we would dis it. You know us…whatever floats your boat!

Adorable Legs is a site dedicated to feet and legs, holding them up on the pedestal that many want them to be on. They have thousands of videos with foot jobs, cumming on feet, feet on tits, foot licking and probably even foot long hotdogs! Everything to do with feet and legs can be found here.

Adorable Legs is a member of the Fetish Hits family. This is a large collection of sites (over 30 of them) dedicated to different fetishes. They hit all of the big ones, such as feet, grannies, fatties, facials and shemales. The price is a little higher than what we consider â€œaverage,” costing $39.95 per month. Granted, you do get a lot of sites for that price, but many are sites including repeat material.

Speaking of material, here is some that’ll curdle your cowboys — we found several girls of every hair color, size and ethnicity in the videos offered by this site. Carmen, a Hispanic sexpot, was one of our favs. She did not do a whole lot as far as action (read: she did not get fucked, but she did play with a vibrator), but she was an incredible piece of ass. And more importantly, she had incredible legs! How do they do that…keep those legs so nice? Hell, we walk around the house and clang our shin on the coffee table or get a bruise from God knows where…and they keep their legs perfectly, um…well, perfect

This site for foot fanatics, in the grand scheme of things, is overall very average. Good points= lots of material and high quality video. Bad points= Nothing original — you could find a lot of this elsewhere, and a little steep on cost. Not a terrible deal, but not great either.

… 6 out of 10

Visit the site: www.adorablelegs.com

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