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The site: absolutelymale.com
The price:Free Trial, $39.98 per month
The verdict: Serviceable. 6 out of 10.
I am not gay, but I am curious. I know that my balls often smell like the ass end of a decomposing camel, and I also know that I have thrown otherwise perfectly good pussy out of bed for registering on the stank meter. So…what do you gay guys do when you go down on a feller and his balls stink to high heaven? I hope you give him the boot, just like any good player would.
What to say, what to say…well, there are definitely a ton of gay DVDs available for download. And they have them in all formats, so you can download a bareback romp to your PSP and whack off while waiting in line for a show. And when you pay to join, you get a shitload of additional sites for free – -so there’s something (even though only a handful of them are gay sites).
The biggest “something” is that you can get the site free for 3 full days. That’s 72 hours of naughty solo fun for the cost of air. I don’t know about you, but I join and take everything that is free. Everything. You could offer me a kick to the balls, and if it was free, I’d take it.
Other than those things, though, there’s not much to talk about here. There is nothing memorable about the site. It is a huge DVD depot, and nothing more. No personality. No originality. That’s fine for some, but as a reviewer, I need to see something that catches my eye (or my crotch). This does neither.
Serviceable.
… 6 out of 10
Visit the site: www.absolutelymale.com
