August 2009

Addison St. James Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

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More like Addison St. Nice Fucking Ass!

The site: addisonstjames.com

The price:$24.95/month

The verdict: One of the cutest chicks I have seen in a long time – I just wish she was more nasty. Pretty good network, though. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.addisonstjames.com

I have had it with porn bitches naming themselves Saint whatever. Is that supposed to be ironic -that you are a “saint”  but at the same time, you are chugging cocks online? Well, it’s not. It’s been done. Not the name thing (although that’s been done a million times) -I mean a saint sucking cocks for cash. I got a $20 gagger from Mother Teresa about 6 months before she kicked off. And that was a REAL saint – so get over yourselves, porno bitches named Saint!

So, sorry “Addison St. James”– the truth is that you already have one strike against you in my book – before I even look at your site. I know – -life’s a bitch, ain’t it?

After giving her the once over, though, I will admit that she is incredibly attractive. Perfect, perfect little ski slope tits – -and when I say little I mean a small C cup – so not too little. She’s in the teen range, so she’s still as fresh as can be. Brunette, perky, lively. In fact, I have decided that she can be named “Saint von Sainty Saint” and I would still give one of my testicles to fuck her.

I really wanted to see someone else fuck her at least – since I now that I will probably never get to since I dissed her name and called her a “porn bitch,” but unfortunately, that seems unlikely to happen at this point since Ms. St. James prefers to shoehorn runner cocks into her tight pussy, rather than take a stranger loaf in the snatch. A fucking shame if you ask me.

As with about half of the 25 sites in the network, I am gravely disappointed that I don’t get to see the look on Addison’s face when she gets her hole stuffed with a cock the size of the Florida pan handle. But I still joined the network, as the other half of the sites DO show graphic fucking – and I HAD to see Addison sink her fingers into her quivering vagina. It was well worth the $24.95 per month – I promise you that.

One of the cutest chicks I have seen in a long time – I just wish she was more nasty. Pretty good network, though.

… 7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.addisonstjames.com

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Addictive Asses Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

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RIP THAT FUCKING THING OFF!!!

The site: addictiveasses.com

The price:$2.99 Trial, $24.95/month

The verdict: An excellent anal site that can hang with any of the top ass sites. Get your taste — but be careful…this shit is hard to quit! 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.addictiveasses.com

It’s a sad story that we hear all too often in the big city — a man who seemingly has a good head on his shoulders gets to lay a hot, horny little co-ed looking thing and she non-chalantly pulls his dong from her snapper and slips it into her ass. After 2 strokes — you know the story — he’s addicted to ass. It’s impossible to stop. He sells his car, divorces his wife and ends up living on the streets, ironically taking it up his *own* ass, just to get the chance at more ass. Sad…

Get this — Monica Sweetheart, Flick Shagwell, Adrianna Sage, Jessica Drake, Taylor Rain, Aurora Snow, Virgina Hail Storm (okay, I made that one up), Brittany Jade — these names represent like, 1% of the starlets on this site, and each and every one of them can take a yard of dick in her ass at any given time.

What I liked about this site in particular is that the chicks – -all of whom are starlets on the way up in the biz — all seemed to get really fucking dirty with the ass fucking. It’s one thing to say, “Ohhh yeah, I like it in my ass.” It’s another thing (and by “another” I mean way fucking hotter) to say, “Yeah you dirty motherfucker. You like Mommy’s ass, don’t you. Stick that cock up in my ass further you piece of shit, you! Fuck me ’till the cops drag you off!” Yeah — these bitches get*that* kind of ass fucking!

As the story goes with about every PimpRoll site, you’re going to get outstanding content at Dollar Store prices — $2.99 for a three day trial. Just like a sore crank, you can’t beat it! And when you join full-time you also get access to over 140 sites — ADDITIONAL sites –that are also filled with outstanding talent and shitloads of material. PimpRoll is unstoppable when it comes to bang for your buck.

An excellent anal site that can hang with any of the top ass sites. Get your taste — but be careful…this shit is hard to quit!

… 9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.addictiveasses.com

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Adam And Eve And Steve Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

good time abound

Which one's supposed to be Eve?

The site: adamandeveandsteve.com

The price:$2.99 – 3 day trial

The verdict: Very good bi site. These type sites are few and far between, and this one is up at the top. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.adamandeveandsteve.com

Have you ever accidentally sucked on another guy’s cock? You know — you get all hot and heavy in a threesome, you start rolling around like a bunch of snakes in a mating ritual, then all of a sudden — Ooops! You’re look down and you got a big old wiener right there in your gullet. Yeah…sure you haven’t…sure you haven’t…

Well, these guys aren’t in denial — they like fucking both men and women — and they get more ass on both sides of the aisle than you do, so take out your note pad and get ready for some pointers while you’re watching this site. Adam and Eve and Steve is a pretty sweet site, I must admit. As I have always said about bi-sexual peeps — they are the happiest people in the world. They can and will fuck either sex, so when they are doing a 3-some or more, they are totally engulfed in pleasure, and not worrying if their snoodler is going to get too close to another dude’s, or if you are going to get painted with a little jizz along the way.

Each scene on this site includes at least 2 guys and a gal — many of them have more than one chick too. The great thing about these scnes is that they are not the standard, tired old scenes that we have all seen about 60,000 times where the giurl sucks cock, the guy eats pussy, they fuck and he cums on her face or tits. Boring. Here you’ll see butt-fucking of both sexes, hands on dicks on feet on faces on asses and on and on and on…

And even if you are a little leery of taking the leap to bi-porn — you can test the waters if a three day trial if you join through Porny Little Devil. Just click on one of the links that we have here on this page, and you can get a membership for $2.99. Three dollars to satisfy your curiosity is pretty fantastic if you ask me. And if you find that you are more interested than you maybe wanted to be — and you almost certainly will find this to be the case — you can join for the long haul for under $25 per month. That is less than one days’ food cost. Take a day off from shoving Ho-Ho’s into your face, fatty-knuckles, and get you some quality porn.

Very good bi site. These type sites are few and far between, and this one is up at the top.

… 9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.adamandeveandsteve.com

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Acme Porn Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

ACME Porn Sample Photo

ACME Porn Sample Photo

The site: acmeporn.com

The price:$29.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Great toons with great poons! 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here: www.acmeporn.com

Acme Porn is a Hentai site, so if you are not into cartoon porn then you either need to learn to be or go elsewhere, probably the former, as this shit can get downright sexy!

Don’t believe us? Check out this site and see…

This is an all-inclusive toon site, as they have underground American comics and what they claim is Hentai that is illegal in Japan. They have full DVD quality movies for download, over 12,000 pictures, dozens of stories, both audio and text, as well as constant updates (because in toon porn you NEVER run out of pussy!).

We hate to repeat ourselves, but if you have never seen comic/toon porn, it is most likely because you think it is stupid or fake. Well, of course it is fake, as is most “real” porn, but stupid it is not. It is VERY erotic and extremely graphic and sexy. They can draw and animate all of the things that we could not do in real life! Very sexy shit. Just give this site a try(at least look at the freebies) and you will probably agree.

The other great thing about toon porn is that they have every fetish and genre right at your fingertips. They can draw it all, and on this site we saw BDSM, feet, devices, legs, hose, oral, lesbian and anal — to name but a few.

The membership fee is $29.95 per month, which is great if you are a big fan. Normally we would say it is on the high side for Hentai, but we realize that most people who join are connoisseurs of toon porn, and we think if you are really into it then this particular site is very good and you would think it was well worth the money

Great toons with great poons!

… 8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.acmeporn.com

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Abuse Her Ass Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Abuse Her Ass Sample Photo

I said abuse her ASS, not her face!

The site: abuseherass.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: Wanna pull out of something – pull out of the stock market and put your money in the cock market. 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.abuseherass.com

I am assuming that 98% of the people reading this are straight men. So seriously – can you imagine having something as large as a cucumber shoved INTO your ass? I mean – just like the rest of you, I like a decent, night stick sized turd to coming running down the pike every now and then. Keeps me alert. But a giant cock? Whew – just thinking about it makes me sweat like a whore on dollar day.

One “important” note – this is not a slip-your-pork-slowly-into-her-soften-and-lubed-asshole site. This is more of a take-a-running-start-and-sledge-hammer-your-10-inch-meat-arm-into-her-turd-canyon site. In other words -shit is going to get a little messy around here, so if you’re squeamish, stay away.

Sites that feature chicks getting their arses totally fucked up hold a special place in my heart. They remind me of the 6 glorious months I spent tearin’ the ass-end out of your mother. It seems like yesterday, but it was just about (insert your age here) years ago now.

But these chicks are WAY hotter than your mom. In fact -I was taken aback at some of the talent they were able to pull. I bet this type of porn pays very, very well, though (if you don’t read that first paragraph again and think how much it would take for YOU to do it) – so even hot chicks have to eat and drive fancy cars.

For example, there’s a bitch on here that looks just like this girl that used to wait tables here at my local pub. She was actually featured in a calendar for our local college. One of 12 featured – out of over 1,300 of the hottest chicks on campus that applied. And the chick on this site that looks like her is not even CLSOE to being the hottest chick on the site. They’ve outdone themselves to be sure.

All of this can be your for the low, low price of 1 U.S. Dollar. That’s correct — $1.00 will get you 3 entire days of “sittin’ on a cushion” asshole reaming. The other day I paid $12 to park my fucking car for 3 hours. And I didn’t even cum (although I did get a boner when I got a quick upskirt of some fat chick getting out of her Volvo). In other words- it’s a good deal.

Wanna pull out of something – pull out of the stock market and put your money in the cock market.

… 7.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.abuseherass.com

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Absolutely Redheads Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Absolutely Red Heads Sample Photo

"Did I just shit myself?"

The site: absolutelyredheads.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Not for us. We’ve seen better from this niche. 4 out of 10.

[rating:4/10] (4/10)

To join, click here:www.absolutelyredheads.com

Now here is a fetish that gets the least fodder of all of the main stream fetishes…red heads. Why is that? We have no idea, since red heads are some of the hottest bitches on the planet (think Rita Hayworth). I suppose it is because they are harder to come by. But as we found out on this site, they are very easy to cum ON!

As you may expect after reading the first paragraph, this site has very few videos to offer. The redheads are just not plentiful. But what they lack in redheads they make up for in other genres. For less than $25 per month, they offer access to hundreds, if not thousands, of pornos. Most of them are in hardcore and other more popular categories, but they are all really good videos. If you are strictly a redhead junkie, though, then we suggest you look elsewhere. There is not enough content to keep you busy very long.

We did find a couple of exciting scenes involving redheads. Kali Stylz performs a great oral treat in the movie University Co-eds Oral Exams #2. She is an itty-bitty titty committee member, but as you know we love that. We also love the one little thing that redheads have that most others do not…freckles. Damn, they can be sexy. Kali takes a wad on her little tits in the end of this one, rubbing it into her freckles. Holy shit!

We also get taken back to a movie that we mentioned on another review, Taste of Torture (with Houston). In one scene, a sexy redhead is bound and “tortured,” having her feet, tits and pussy whipped by one of those horse-whip thingys! We love those!

Not a great site. Some of the content was good, and the other stuff you get for the price is great. But the fact is, we want redheads here, and we do not get nearly enough of them.

Not for us. We’ve seen better from this niche. … 4 out of 10


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Absolutely Male Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Absolutely Male Sample Photo

Absolutely Male Sample Photo

The site: absolutelymale.com

The price:Free Trial, $39.98 per month

The verdict: Serviceable. 6 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.absolutelymale.com

I am not gay, but I am curious. I know that my balls often smell like the ass end of a decomposing camel, and I also know that I have thrown otherwise perfectly good pussy out of bed for registering on the stank meter. So…what do you gay guys do when you go down on a feller and his balls stink to high heaven? I hope you give him the boot, just like any good player would.

What to say, what to say…well, there are definitely a ton of gay DVDs available for download. And they have them in all formats, so you can download a bareback romp to your PSP and whack off while waiting in line for a show. And when you pay to join, you get a shitload of additional sites for free – -so there’s something (even though only a handful of them are gay sites).

The biggest “something” is that you can get the site free for 3 full days. That’s 72 hours of naughty solo fun for the cost of air. I don’t know about you, but I join and take everything that is free. Everything. You could offer me a kick to the balls, and if it was free, I’d take it.

Other than those things, though, there’s not much to talk about here. There is nothing memorable about the site. It is a huge DVD depot, and nothing more. No personality. No originality. That’s fine for some, but as a reviewer, I need to see something that catches my eye (or my crotch). This does neither.

Serviceable.

… 6 out of 10

Visit the site: www.absolutelymale.com

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Absolute Anal Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Hurts, don't it?

The site: absoluteanal.com

The price:$1.00 trial

The verdict: I know that this review sounds like a million others — but that is because this site is like a million others — forgettable. Don’t get me wrong, it will get the job done — but it does little to distinguish itself from hundreds of similar sites. 6.5 out of 10.

[rating:6.5/10] (6.5/10)

To join, click here:www.absoluteanal

There’s nothing quite like getting an air tight piece of back-pussy. And honestly, it’s not even because of the feeling of cramming your beef log into a hole 3 sizes too small. It’s more of the feeling of scoring that holy grail of sex. I love completely conquering a chick. It makes my world go ’round.

Now, with these chicks here at Absolute Anal, I doubt it’s nearly as much of a conquest, as it looks like their buttholes have been plugged more times than a NASCAR sponsor. There are approximately 437 billion girls getting poopered on this site — quite a collection to be sure.

This site is one of those massive dump sites, with over 22,000 ass vids. Me? I like my porn a little more intimate and personal. These sites are fine if you want mass produced, professional porn. I prefer original material and featured artists, but I can get a nut to a site like this if I have to.

The great news is two-fold — first of all you can join for 3 days for $1.00 (actually, their join options offer a 3 day trial for $1.00 and a 3 day trial for $3.95. Take the first one, genius!). A buck for an ass fuck — or thousands of ass fucks as the case may be. Not a bad deal. The second spectacular thing is that you get access to TEN additional fuck sites when you join this one.

I know that this review sounds like a million others — but that is because this site is like a million others — forgettable. Don’t get me wrong, it will get the job done — but it does little to distinguish itself from hundreds of similar sites.

… 6.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.absoluteanal.com

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Abby Winters Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Abby Winters Sample Photo

Now throw yo' hands in tha muthafukkin' air...wave 'em all around if ya gots pubic hair!

The site: abbywinters.com

The price:$25/mo

The verdict: to be able to get this shit for $25 per month is incredible 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.abbywinters.com

“It is, by far and away, the most authentic amateur lesbian site ever made.”

– Joe Saitch

World’s Leading Internet Pornography Consultant

Well — can a site get a better endorsement than that? That’s like Bill Clinton endorsing your cigar brand, or Pope Benedict endorsing your line of little-boy-butthole-sized dildos. The man who rules the school of internet porn loves this site. And you know what makes me the most excited about his endorsement? The word “authentic.” Oh — and the word “lesbian” made me pretty happy too. Let’s just see if this motherfucker REALLY knows his amateur shit…

abbywinters.com is from the land down under — and she also likes to spend most of her time “down under” the waistline of one of many females (rim shot). They are not all porn-star hot, but all are at least cute — and all are 100% guaranteed to be sexy. As a bonus, if you’re like me the Australian accent makes them even sexier — although sometimes it’s hard to tell they have an accent when they have a mouthful of beaver hair (note: you hirsute freaks will love this site too — apparently razors are scarce in the land of Oz).

One quote from the site really sums it up — it makes me know that Abby and the makers of her site really *get* it. I quote, “Most porn sites dressed up their ‘amateurs’ to look like ‘professionals,’ totally missing – and spoiling – the model’s natural appeal. Abbywinters.com is dedicated to showing that natural appeal in all its splendor.” Finally — someone who understands that *amateurs* should be *amateurs* – -that’s the fucking appeal. When you fancy them up too much, they become just another single mom trying to run through the motions to buy a bump of ‘caine and some frozen tater tots for her kids. We’re with you abbywinters.com…we’re with you…

The site has been around for over 7 years, so it has had time to amass quite a cache of material. And when you consider that they add 1 or 2 videos EVERY DAY and a guaranteed 4 new chicks per week — the numbers are overwhelming. Australia must be crawling with cute dykes. Kangaroos and sexy lesbians. What a country! And some of these chicks are actually *into* each other – -and not just for the camera. I know — sounds crazy that two hotties eating each other’s pussies would actually dig each other — but they do! Go figure. Finally, each “model” has her own page and they update it very frequently, telling us how they feel, what they like, etc. The site is very personable and friendly.

This site is very specific and very sophisticated when it comes to their videos. It’s hard to explain, but easy to use. Therefore I’ll spare you the boring explanations and let you check out the free tour yourself. That way you can learn about the amazing amount of shit they have going on, as well as see naked, hot sluts while you read. You’ll soon understand why I couldn’t explain it to you — it’s too fucking distracting. I read the same sentence 14 times before writing this paragraph!

One important note — I used to think that Cali and Florida were the undisputed kings of internet porn. They have all of the studios, all of the hot chicks and all of the great ideas. Not so fast, my friend. We may have a new sheriff in town, and this one talks with a funny accent. With this abbywinters.com creation, Australia has officially, and forcefully, thrown its hat into the ring as a serious contender.

As you know by now (and if you don’t, you betta axe somebody) — I’ve watched, studied, reviewed and jerked off to thousands of websites. At the end of a regular week (I take Sundays off for worship and IV cock-feedings), my Johnson looks like a wilted umbilical cord that has been dipped in blood and cum, and run through the garbage disposal for an hour. In other words — I know some shit about internet porn. I say this with 100% truth — I agree with Joe Saitch…this is the single best amateur lesbian porn site ever created. Now go, little grasshopper…go milk yourself to abbywinters.com.

to be able to get this shit for $25 per month is incredible …

10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.abbywinters.com

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8th Street Latinas Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

8th Street Latinas Sample Photo

That bitch is hot.

The site: 8thstreetlatinas.com

The price:$4.95 trial/ $24.95 month

The verdict: A great site with plenty of fresh Latina ass and new movies posted all the time. We give it an 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)


To join, click here:www.8thstreetlatinas.com

You cannot go wrong with a tag line like, “See hot, young and brown latinas that will do absolutely anything to get their citizenship!”

Another “amatuer” site from the NastyDollar boys, this one obviously centers on latinas. These guys (one of them being The Hunter of MILF Hunter fame) track down sexy latinas in Miami (where they are not hard to find) who need cash to get their Visas and make them earn it the easy way…by fuckin’ and suckin’! Upping the degradation stakes, they claim to prey on latinas desperate to make money to stay in the U.S. In reality, it appears these chicks do not hesitate to get nasty at the drop of a cock. Not really as reluctant as your average girl would be to fuck on camera.

Apparently the boys have been out fucking so much that they do not have time to write summaries because several of the “recaps” of their adventures are used on more than one girl. Obviously, this pierces the veil of the amateur, chance encounter fantasy. This does not matter, however as we have discovered that latina girls are fucking wild in bed and may in fact be the most entertaining fucks of all! Selena, one of the featured girls, tackles a huge dong without missing a beat. She gives a great performance as she wildly bounces on it as if she were riding a stampeding elephant.

And, if you REALLY picky about the exact country your latin hottie comes from, these guys have videos of them fucking chicks from Mexico, Cuba, Argentina, Panama and the Dominican. No Brazil? No worries! They have that covered on their sister site, MikeInBrazil.com (see review of www.mikeinbrazil.com).

While we were a bit disppointed (although not surprised) to see the repeat in “stories” of how they bagged these chicks, the spectacular sex outweighed any disappointment that we had. We reccommend that every try a latina at least once, IF you can stop at just one!

A great site with plenty of fresh Latina ass and new movies posted all the time. We give it an … 8.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.8thstreetlatinas.com

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