Average Jane.
You may be thinking to yourself, “Do people really read these reviews? And do they really take this fucking Devil asshole’s advice and join based on what that dick says?” Well, first of all — who you callin’ a dick, motherfucker? Wanna scrap? That’s what I thought…bitch! Now then — yes, we have tons and tons of members (and you’re reading it yourself, now aren’t you?), and people also take my advice on a very regular basis. Why? Because I watch porn as my FULL-TIME JOB! You go to a doctor when you’re sick, right? Because “fixing” people is his job. Same here — when you’re horny you come to me — I’ll straighten shit out in your underwear!
Right now I’m digging this site — Almost All Blondes. I do wonder, however — why didn’t they just keep the non-blonde bitches out and call it All Blondes? Is there some sort of brunette union that I don’t know about that demands representation? Do redhead bitches sneak onto the set like ninjas and just “appear” on the film later in the editing room? I don’t know…I just don’t fucking know.
This site is owned by PimpRoll, but it looks like they must have acquired it elsewhere, because it’s not as crisp and bright and high quality as most of their sites. That’s not to say it’s bad — there are still a lot of hot chicks here, and you still get access to dozens upon dozens of additional sites for free (when you join this one) that ARE crisp and clear.
This is basically a video dump site. Again, that’s not a bad thing, but I generally like to have my porn a little more “intimate.” By that I mean that I like to see interviews before the fucking, or at least have a girls name so that I can yell it out next time I’m fucking my wife (hey — it’s a little game I play to keep things interesting in my marriage).
The best news of all is that if you join through Porny Little Devil, you get a 3 day trial membership for only $2.99. And if you want all of those other sites along with this one, all you have to scrounge together is $24.95 per month. I paid more than that in condoms last month. What can I say — your mom likes the expensive ones.
The site itself is not nearly the best from PimpRoll, but joining it is still well worth the money due to the fact that you get all of the extra sites with it…. 6.5 out of 10
Visit the site: www.almostallblondes.com
