My dreams are nothing like that.
The site: andreasdreams.com
The price:$4.95 – 5 day trial
The verdict: How cheap is dirt? Just under $5 it seems — $4.95 for a 5 day trial. Before you reject this proposition, remember that $5 can feed an entire white trash family for nearly one month. For less than the price of a 22 oz Pabst Blue Ribbon per day you, too, can make a difference. 8 out of 10.
To join, click here:www.andreasdreams.com
Jesus Christ — I sure hope Andrea does not have dreams like I do. Otherwise, this site will have a video of me, dressed like a nun, swimming around in Snapple. Then you’d all get to see me slowly and gently slide my throbbing cock into the pulsating, red pee-hole of a large mouthed Bass. As the Bass squirms about in aquatic glee, I feel a long, crooked finger hammering away at my asshole. I turn around to see Larry King or Joan Rivers (depending on what I ate before I went to bed). I move toward his or her mouth for a deep, soul-kiss – -but just before our lips meet…BAM — I blood-vomit, then wake up.
Not the case with Andrea. She’s an All-American gal just trying to earn a buck or two to pay for her Sam’s Club membership and basic cable. She’s not hot — no sireee (average I’d say). But she’s very real, and that trumps hot and fake in my book. Andrea is a true swinger — the kind of gal you’d see if you went to a swinger’s club hoping to get lucky. She’d probably let you fuck her missionary while her husband jerks off in the corner and tells you how hard to fuck his wife.
There are a ton of other skanky bitches on this too — all of whom happen to be VERY entertaining fucks. Some are much hotter than Andrea, some are not. They all get laid in a regular bed, located in a regular home, trailer or motel room. Nothing fancy — just sex. And THAT, my friends, is what I like about the site.
Her site is part of a network that I’ve really gown fond of. Not ONE thing about it is flashy, sharp, snazzy or any other stupid ass adjective used to describe something eye-catching. In all honesty it looks like Stephen Hawking got drunk, fell off his chair, and DREW a website intro with a crayon. But if you can get past that, you’ll be a happy soldier. Not only will you get TONS of amateur sites, gals, dudes and swing-fucking — you’ll get it dirt cheap.
How cheap is dirt? Just under $5 it seems — $4.95 for a 5 day trial. Before you reject this proposition, remember that $5 can feed an entire white trash family for nearly one month. For less than the price of a 22 oz Pabst Blue Ribbon per day you, too, can make a difference.
… 8 out of 10
Visit the site: www.andreasdreams.com
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Hey there just so you all know That the real story with Andrea is that she has been out of that business for years and havent Seen ANY MONEY For Years! So, Other People Who Have The pics & The Site IS Making The Money Not Her ! She Found God And Got Saved , Just Like Betty Page! So Tell the Truth Who ever owns this site now Please ! The money goes to you all! Yes , I Could Use The money now my MDA is kicking in and is very painful those who knew me know thats the truth of it , Yes i had fun and wish i would of done things differently like a real lawer who would of helped me in my own intrest ,Now i just barely living but Happy , and Saved!Hope you have a blessed day .
Ummm…well, that’s quite a story if this really Andrea and that really is accurate – but we don’t own the site “Andrea’s Dreams”, so we aren’t getting all of the money. I wish we were, though — I bet that make a decent dime on it!