Pop that collar!
The site: asianmovievault.com
The price:$4.95 trial, $29.95 month
The verdict: I’m all for patriotism and nationalism and all that shit. I wear a red, white & blue condom and I try to shove one of those tiny flags into the ass of every chick I fuck. But when it comes to my women – fuck that Made in the USA shit – I want some Asian poontang! 7.5 out of 10.
Why do Anal movies and MILF movies get a “clubâ€, but Asians are relegated to a “vaultâ€? Is there no justice? Do I smell discrimination? There needs to be some sort of internal investigation here (pun intended).The Vault would be more aptly named Fort Cocks, for it is a huge cache of sluts, cum, dongs, pussy and sweet, creamy Asian chicks. There are tons (probably literally if you could weigh all of their DVDs) of PROFESSIONAL Asian DVDs here – none of that Shanghai surprise home movie bunk.
They offer a damn fine deal too. $30 for 30 days. No, that’s not the fantastic deal, although if you consider that they have nearly 2,000 DVDs over 20 plus sites available for that price, it is pretty sweet. But how about THREE free months of the same? Yep – drop $75 up front for 3 months (already a deal if you understand math), you get 3 free months. Fuck inflation and recession right up their shit-stained asses.
My favorite Asian chicks have natural titties. That’s because they generally have smaller than average boobs. When they plump them up with implants, that takes something away in my opinion. Now, while there are some fake boobs here, there are really a LOT of Asian gals with really nice, natural tits. I wish I could get a pair of all-natural tits implanted onto my own chest.
I’m all for patriotism and nationalism and all that shit. I wear a red, white & blue condom and I try to shove one of those tiny flags into the ass of every chick I fuck. But when it comes to my women – fuck that Made in the USA shit – I want some Asian poontang!
Visit the site: www.asianmovievault.com
