Bitch just got called up.
The site: bigleaguefacials.com
The price:$4.95 trial/ $29.98 month
The verdict: The girls here are only worthy of a facial splash because you sure as hell wouldn’t want them to be your baby mamma. All that goes away once you see them dripping with a huge batch of semen deposited right on the noggin. The desperation depicted is wholly enjoyable. 7.5 out of 10.
Men love to shoot a big, messy load on a woman’s face. It’ll let that trick know who’s in charge quick like. It’s also a minor guarantee of warding off that dreaded unwanted pregnancy. For the most part, I think of straight up oral sites when I hear the term “facial” mentioned. There is plenty o’ dick sucking on BigLeagueFacials.com but it doesn’t end there. You’ll get threesomes, fucking in all imaginable positions and some over the top degradation.
You wont, however, find that top-notch beauty. Hell, you’ll be hard pressed to find an 8 on this site. The girls are lower-tier. I suspect the humiliating nature of the site keeps the fine baby dolls away. While the sluts are painted up in whore-tastic clown make up you’ll figure out pretty quickly that you can’t polish a turd.
Or can you?
A thick load of man chowder could very well illuminate any haggard troll with a glossy sheen of sexiness. A big shot of baby batter in the eye can be blinding for the bitch and, in a sense, the deliverer too.
Ah hell, I’m rambling here. The girls here are only worthy of a facial splash because you sure as hell wouldn’t want them to be your baby mamma. All that goes away once you see them dripping with a huge batch of semen deposited right on the noggin. The desperation depicted is wholly enjoyable.
