Waiting for a black dick.
The site: blackdicksinwhitechicks.com
The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial
The verdict: As I said earlier, this site is part of the Club Red Light group, which is the internet home of the Red Light District line of adult DVDs — one of the most well known brands in the business. 9 out of 10.
Why do they call it a “dick?” My initial thought was the old “Dick & Jane” books — but then no one calls a vagina a “jane.” I wish they did…”That dude stuck his dick so far up in that bitch’s jane, I thought she was gonna cry!” And really…there should be a better, more appropriate word for a big, black cock. “Dick” sounds like a white accountant’s cock. I suggest either a “Reggie,” a “Darnell,” or a “Roosevelt.”As it currently stands, however, we’re stuck with the misnomer and thus the name of this site, Black Dicks in White Chicks. The lack of a better name for a thick, meaty, black dong is the ONLY thing this site is lacking. For those of you who know your porn shit, you’ll be interested and pleased to know that this site is in the Redlight District/Club Red Light group. For those of you who don’t — it’s about time you learn these names, because if you want top of the line, professional pornography, this is your place to go.
The ladies on this site are some of my favorite “professional” gals that I have seen. They do an outstanding job in choosing incredibly sexy gals that are pale in nature, to make the contrast with a dark, African-American guy even more “shocking.” It’s a subtle move, but one this unfathomably keen reviewer picked up on immediately. You motherfuckers reading this shit have no idea how lucky you are to have me. I expect X-mas gifts this year.
For a perfect example of this, check out the sample video on their site featuring Leah Luv. This pasty little tart is the perfect chick for a site like this — small and white, but dirty and hungry for a massive black kidney-scraper. Her tits are mosquito bites and she looks, ummm “not old,” but she works TWO black dicks at the same time like a slut that has been doing it for years.
As I said earlier, this site is part of the Club Red Light group, which is the internet home of the Red Light District line of adult DVDs — one of the most well known brands in the business. When you join this site, you get access to all of their shit, which is an OVERWHELMING amount of material. There are literally THOUSANDS of scenes and well over a thousand different girls — and how does $4.95 for a trial membership feel? Feels pretty fucking good, doesn’t it? You’re god damned right it does.
… 9 out of 10
Visit the site: www.blackdicksinwhitechicks.com