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The site: blowjobsaregreat.com
The price:$2.99 – 3 day trial
The verdict: Really nice BJ site that is part of one of the largest and greatest networks out there. Well, well worth your $3 for the 3 day trial! 9 out of 10.
OK — serious question for the ladies out there — how and when do you learn to suck dick? I have been wondering this for some time. I asked your mom, but every time she hears “suck dick” she immediately drops to her knees and fellates the nearest phallus-shaped object, so all I heard was garbled grunts. So…do you practice on a banana? Do you just go full bore on the first boy that you get a chance, gnawing on his cock like a termite in a Redwood? Is there some class that I don’t know about? WHO TEACHES YOU TO SUCK COCK?!?!?!
Well, whatever the answer — these sluts on Blowjobs Are Great (most obvious name ever, BTW) were vale-DICK-torians of their class (HA — I kill me!!). Seriously, though — I have had some bad blowjobs in my time. One chick — and this is no shit — had false teeth, but they were the kind that were fused in and she could not remove. It felt like I stuck my dick into the inner workings of a grandfather clock. Oof! Anyway, these gals here are the polar opposite of that slut (I wish I could remember that cunt’s name — I’d out her shitty-blow-job-ass right here on the internet!). These ladies are masters of their craft.
I like to watch people fuck, but what I like even more is to watch a chick give head when she is really, really into it. That shit is dirty (especially if she knew where my cock had been about 10 minutes before it was in her mouth). These chicks on this site are just like that — they eat cock like they are poisoned and cock is the antidote. And they swallow or take it in the face, each and every time. You perfect fucking bitches, you!
The models on this site are all young and gorgeous — and that goes for the SEVENTY (70) additional Pimp Roll sites you get when you join this knob slob. That is over 150 gigabytes of porn! If you have ANY idea what the fuck 150 gigabytes is, you need to get a nut off, you fucking nerd. But I read that that number equals about 450 hours of porn! And you can get 72 of those hours for a grand total of $2.99. Holy cock chuggers, Batman!
Really nice BJ site that is part of one of the largest and greatest networks out there. Well, well worth your $3 for the 3 day trial!
… 9 out of 10
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