She's about to get impaled.
The site: captainstabbin.com
The price:$4.95 trial/ $24.95 month
The verdict: Raunchier and a little more lowbrow than your average porn site, and the girls are a little less attractive. But the fact that they toss each girl overboard at the end deserves at least an 8.5 out of 10.
Anchors aweigh! Captain Stabbin takes his show to the water where he tools around the harbor in his boat, plowing lucky ladies in the ass. Interesting concept? Sure is, but the Cap’n makes it work by getting as raunchy and hardcore as possible without the Coast Guard getting involved.
Unfortuantely, it appears that the super hot ladies are all land lubbers. We found most of the girls to be cute at best, and some to be, well…not so cute. The captain himself looks as if he may have been an actual pirate before landing an internet porn gig, complete with missing teeth and all.
His crew, First Mate Pounder and Second Mate Hunter, are younger guys who usually get involved in the sex in one way or another. And what the Captain lacks in quality pussy he makes up for in grade A ass fucking! The videos are also on average a good five minutes longer than most other sites, with some going over an hour long. The plot is basically the same as many other sites. The Cap’n finds a girl on the beach or eating lunch or in some other contrived situation. He then convinces her that she is due for a boat ride and off they go. Eventually she agrees to disrobe, one thing leads to another and…BANG! She has a dick in her ass. Without a doubt the best part is the big finish, as the Captain and his crew discard each girl overboard before she can even clean the cum off of her face! At least they are usually kind enough to throw her a life saver to float on while she waits for help.
Don’t get us wrong about the Captain’s ladies. They are certainly cute enough to pound. We especially liked Alina, a cute young blonde who can suck a mean cock. That being said, the best reason to come aboard with the captain is for the raw anal sex and female degradation. Raunchier and a little more lowbrow than your average porn site, and the girls are a little less attractive. But the fact that they toss each girl overboard at the end deserves at least an …
8.5 out of 10
Visit the site: www.captainstabbin.com
