This is the least pornographic picture I have ever seen.
The site: carolcox.com
The price:$19.95 a month
The verdict: I was impressed with Carol. I had heard word before, but had never checked her out. I regret every second that I didn’t. 8.5 out of 10.
I am thinking I should come up with my own porn name in case I decide to come out from behind the scenes and flog a few trannies or some shit. I have it narrowed down to three prospects, but will take submissions. Tell me what you think – Poondog Hundredaire, Taint Henderson or Tripod McBallsackersons.Well, Well, Well- we have us a pioneer on our hands. Carol Cox. Ya heard of her? Hard to believe you haven’t – she’s been online since the dawn of Internet skin sites. 15 years and still running strong. Stats: She’s a spinner at 4’11″ and 95 pounds. She keeps in shape and looks absolutely stellar.
Carol is married, but that doesn’t stop her from nailing tons of men and women left and right – and filming it for this very site. Get this – she has THOUSANDS of movies available on her site. Fucking thousands. More than that in pictures as well. Just think of how many times you could get banged in 15 years if you were a hot, loose lady that fucked whomever she wanted! That’s a lot of film, my friends.
One thing that is fucking fabulous about Carol is that she is the first to say that she does NOT do solo shit like most one-gal sites, and in fact, most of her fucking on film is done with her and a FAN! Yes- you might have the chance to fill up Carol if you join this site.
The price is definitely doable – even if the economy took a shit on your face. As low as $8 per month if you join for a year – only $20 per if you choose by the month. You also get SEVENTY (70) additional sites for free. That is a lot of poon, fellers.
One of my favorite things about this site and this network – besides the obvious in the low ass price – is that they really do give a shit about the members. This is a large network, but you don’t get that corporate, bullshit feel when you visit any of their sites. Each of the sites feels like a Mom and Pop type of site. Very, very nice network in terms of that.
I was impressed with Carol. I had heard word before, but had never checked her out. I regret every second that I didn’t.
… 8.5 out of 10
Visit the site: www.carolcox.com
