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The site: creampiereality.com
The price:$1.95 Trial, $29.95 first month
The verdict: I have reviewed a lot of sites from this network and I am just all over the fucking place. Some are kind of shitty, some rock. This one was in the upper tier – I liked it quite a bit. The girls are memorable, in a sort of a “local bar fly” kind of way – and I dig that. 8 out of 10.
I am having Thanksgiving at my house later this year, and I have decided that the menu will be all porn-related items. Fuck my parents and their “religion.†I am serving braised turkey vaginas, bearded yams, dingle berries, anal stuffing and creampies for dessert. And there’s a mandatory 4 drink minimum.The very first thing that caught my eye on this site- besides cum-filled orifices of course – was the chicks. Not that they were so stunning you couldn’t help but notice – but instead they looked just like sluts from my high school and college. To me they didn’t have the obvious porn star look, but instead the look of lots of sluts that YOU know. That, my friends, is a DAMN good thing.
There’s a chick on here named Silvia Black that looks EXACTLY like this gutter ball that used to hang out at the same watering hole as I did, and I used to fuck that skag 5 ways from sideways. Shit – it may be her (although her butthole looked a bit different than Silvia’s – it was a little more of an outie). Either way – it’s fun to watch Silvia here get her pooter hammered and think about the time I chili-dogged Jeanna (that was her name) up against the dumpster behind the bar. I fucked her ass so hard, she leaked butt water for a few days.
This is not just a pussy cream pie site either – in fact I think I saw more anal cream pies than vaginal. And if you join right now, they are offering a free month – buy 2 get one free. Or you can go with the trial membership that is only $1.95. If you do a monthly, know this – you will get access to more than 30 porn sties, which means hours and hours of videos and billions of pictures.
I have reviewed a lot of sites from this network and I am just all over the fucking place. Some are kind of shitty, some rock. This one was in the upper tier – I liked it quite a bit. The girls are memorable, in a sort of ”local bar fly”kind of way – and I dig that.
… 8 out of 10
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