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The site: dirtytalkingwife.com
The price:$29.83 per month
The verdict: Okay, I’m getting a tingle in the pecker and Tabitha is becoming more attractive and I’m finding her performances much more convincing. As of right now, I’d spend the $29.83 to join her site for a month if I had just happened to stumble across this site. She’d be good for a couple dozen jerks. 8 out of 10.
(8/10)
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Today we’re taking a new approach to reviewing a porn site. Instead of gauging how hot the participants are and be somewhat biased I just masturbated and my libido is next to nil. This will be a sexless report of a sex filled site.DirtyTalkingWife.com features Tabitha, a 38-year-old hardcore milf, fucking random dicks in front of her husband. I hope she has a penis speculum, those cotton swabs on the end of a splinter infested wooden stick, and a CNA to collect samples. She’ll also munch on a potentially infected cooch if tossed up in front of her.
Tabitha looks a tad older than her published age of 38. She’s taking on that botoxed Sketletor sheen of a 55-year-old Hollywood startlet grasping the last straws of beauty. The scariest part about that is Tabitha and I would have been going to high school around the same time.
Mrs. Dirty Talking emotes a decent game but is entirely mechanical in her delivery. That’s another downside of the seasoned woman. She knows the combo to the orgasm lock and the speediest route to completion. Not a whole lot of sensuality or exploring here, just slutty fucking. Who doesn’t need a little touchy feely for round two?
If my ball bag wasn’t drained this review would be more positive. This little experiment failed. Goddamnit, we can’t hit a home run every time. Tomorrow I’ll judge the site on how saliva soaked my shirt tail is after churning the butter plunger. I hold the bottom of my shirt in my mouth when masturbating.
Okay, I’m getting a tingle in the pecker and Tabitha is becoming more attractive and I’m finding her performances much more convincing. As of right now, I’d spend the $29.83 to join her site for a month if I had just happened to stumble across this site. She’d be good for a couple dozen jerks.
… 8 out of 10
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