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The site: fuckingmachines.com The price:$29.90/month The verdict: I’ve always been surprised that there have never been any significant knockoffs of Fucking Machines, because the idea of using supercharged vibrators and tireless penetration machines to satisfy women is obviously an enormous success. 10 out of 10.
Fucking Machines is one of the most popular adult websites in the world and it has been for years; in our experience, a greater number of people who join Fucking Machines renew their memberships than any other site. That’s a testament to how well the folks at Cybernet Entertainment, the makers of Fucking Machines and about a half-dozen similar sites, know their audience.
Here’s what Cybernet understands that most other porn companies don’t: men love to watch women have orgasms, even if we’re not the ones providing them. Sure, there are some guys out there who just want their porn women to be semen receptacles and vessels for letting out pent-up aggression, but I think they’re the minority. Nothing’s hotter than watching a sexy woman transform into a screaming, convulsing animal, unable to acknowledge anything around her but pleasure so intense it’s unbearable.
It’s the business of the so-called Fucking Machines — dozens of industrial-strength contraptions, replete with pullies, gears, pumps, and assorted high-performance gadgetry — to use their considerable horsepower and RPMs to turn women into quivering piles of orgasmic flesh, gasping for air and begging for more.
And do they ever succeed. If you’ve never seen a Fucking Machines movie before, let me be clear: the most strapping, well-hung, long-lasting studs on the face of the earth couldn’t begin to pleasure women as thoroughly and repeatedly as the Fucking Machines. After all, they’re *machines* — they don’t get tired, soft, bored, freaked-out when a condom breaks or hungry for a sandwich afterwards. Every Fucking Machines movie ends in pretty much the same way — when the woman is just too tired to go on, her body ravaged and still shaking from literally dozens of orgasms.
Speaking of the movies, here’s another great thing about Fucking Machines: they movies are long (about 35-40 minutes each), and subscribers have access to thousands of them. Seriously — the updates go all the way back to 2002 and seem to never end, and one person could never watch them all. I’ve always been surprised that there have never been any significant knockoffs of Fucking Machines, because the idea of using supercharged vibrators and tireless penetration machines to satisfy women is obviously an enormous success. But then again, perhaps it’s the ultimate compliment to Fucking Machines that an entire industry hasn’t even bothered, knowing full well that Fucking Machines will never be beaten at its own game.
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