Peter North Review

Peter fucking North. The king of kings. The legend himself. This is no knock off, folks – this is THE official site of THE man of porn. I had the pleasure of meeting Peter recently, and he was a very good dude – very gracious, humble and generous with his time. Of course…that’s not what you care about, right? You want to see his giganta-cock slay some pussy. Gotcha…

Peter has fucked over 1,000 chicks on film. That’s 997 more than you have fucked in your life – and that’s only if you count your sister (note: he has also fucked your sister, so that’s really sort of like a push between the two of you). While all of those encounters are not available here on his site, there are a lot of them – plenty to keep you busy for a LONG time (and even more sites and scenes – -we’ll get to that in a minute).

Pete is still making movies, so lots of his new shit is here, as well as some vintage movies from the 80s and 90s (classic shit). Of course Pete is known for his massive cumwads and facials, so there is a lot of emphasis on that, even featuring the “Pop of the Month”. There is also an Ask Peter section, lots of bonus sites included in the membership fee (including some other legends, like Tera Patrick and Rocco Seffredi), Peter’s personal journal and lots of other shit.

There are several plans of membership, all of which seem awfully generous since we’re talking about the legend himself here. You can stick your cock in the water for less than $3 – -that will get you 3 full days of Pete and his bitches. If you like it (and you will of course), you can get a monthly membership for LESS than $23 per month. Unheard of when you’re talking about such a big name star.

If you are not a fan of Peter North, then you are not a fan of porn. Peter is king. And to honor the King, I leave you with this poem:

Ode To My Idols

To some it’s Obama, the inspiring prez
Or a musician that shreds the guitars
Still others have heroes that play sports or games
But my idols are all porno stars

At first it was Jenna who stole my heart
Her tits and ass did the trick
And I always admired Ron Jeremy
Who could suck on his very own dick

Don’t forget chicks like Briana and Teri
Who both filled my fantasies too
And guys like Rocco with Thermos-like cocks
Who taught me to perfectly screw

But there’s one man who tops them all
We’ll call him a God henceforth
A man among beasts, and girls and boys
That man is Peter North

To some he’s a perv, but an artist to me
His canvas is the broad
His model a slut, the brush his cock
The paint is Peter’s wad

With the wit of one man he seduces a chick
His tongue’s like three men in her trough.
With the dick of five men he delivers the goods
With the cum of ten men he blasts off.

Yes, Peter’s the best of the best of the rest
Which is saying a lot that is true
‘Cause all the porn stars have a surefire way
Of relieving my balls when they’re blue

So go on and worship your Hollywood stars
You can keep all your athletes, and then
Give me some grease and a porn and a towel
And my idols will please me again.

Special Update! When you join PeterNorth.com through PLD, you’ll get a 50% discount. This is a limited time exclusive offer.

$2.95 for 3-day trial

$14.95 for 30 days membership

$34.95 for a 90 day trial

Visit the site: www.peternorth.com