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The site: realitysexxxpass
The price:$1.00 Trial – $29.21 month
The verdict: And I promise — you’ll never run out of material. Not unless you are one savage masturbating machine. There are literally thousands of hours of videos here – -ALL downloadable. You know how you find that one scene that makes your ball juice shoot out like champagne? Well, you can keep it now and use it over and over again, like I use your mom. 9 out of 10.
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You know — they should really just go ahead and change the actual spelling of “sex” to “sexxx.” It would make a lot of sense, and would also correct a tremendous amount of silly spelling errors in internet porn. I mean, who really refers to it as “sex” anymore, anyway? Most of us say that people “fuck” and, of course, the priests call it “giving communion.”
Until the changes are made (I submitted my proposal with Noah Webster…should hear back any day now), you should check out this misspelled multi-site access site — Reality Sexxx Pass — it’s a dandy. First of all, it’s NINE sites for the price of one. And not just nine shit-jobs either — this is a collection of 9 very well done, clearly shot video sites with newbie sluts performing ass-robotics in the bed. These chicks are what I like to call not-so-super-stars. Not that they aren’t super, they just aren’t really known…yet. Hopefully we can help change all of that.
We’ve reviewed countless multi-site access sites. Actually, you could probably count them very easily…but it sure seems like a shitload to me. Anywho, we’ve done a lot fo ‘em. Is this one the best? No. Is it up there? Probably. Nine sites is not a tremendous amount of sites – -we’ve seen them with dozens. But a lot of the ones that have so many sites lack quality. This one concentrates on 9 sites and that makes their content very, very good.
The sites are all niche sites too — none of this “XXX Sex” shit or “Hot Girls Fucking.” They give you Bang My White Ass, Gape Sex, Nasty Housewives, Vegas Sex Party, MILFExplorer, Dirty Road Trips, College Porn, Shocking Tranny and Spring Break Hoes. My favorite is probably Vegas Sex Party in case anyone gives a shit. I love Vegas, Sex and Parties, so it’s really tailor made for me.
Is the price the best ever? Well…it’s close. As always, we do the trial first to be sure we like what we see. This one costs $1 for 72 hours. That’s as cheap as they come. I’ve never seen one for 50 cents. One dollar is pretty much rock bottom. And a lot of places only give you one day for that, so here you get 3 times the amount of jerk time. Full memberships are $29.21 (who comes up with these porn prices? Pick a fucking even number!).
And I promise — you’ll never run out of material. Not unless you are one savage masturbating machine. There are literally thousands of hours of videos here – -ALL downloadable. You know how you find that one scene that makes your ball juice shoot out like champagne? Well, you can keep it now and use it over and over again, like I use your mom.
