Rectal Freaks Sample Photo
The site: rectalfreaks.com
The price:$2.83 trial, $34.82 month
The verdict: I have no complaints about this site at all. I really liked it a lot, actually – and I was pleasantly surprised by this since I haven’t been so high on some other sites in the same network. I’m a believer! 8.5 out of 10.
There sure is a lot of fucking tattooing, piercing and other body modification shit flying around these days. I saw a guy the other day that had a Frisbee shoved into his earlobe. Fucking loser. It makes me think, though – how long will it be before people start getting extra fuckholes carved into them? When they perfect that shit, I am getting a thigh-pussy…I promise you that!
In the mean time, I have to coax chicks into letting me warm my tube steak in their pooper. I am done with regular vaginas, by the way – they are soooo old hat. I’d rather fuck fruit, dust, hair – anything besides a pussy. And my favorite thing to fuck is an arsehole.
The site itself is a pro site – very crisp, clear video – pretty graphic too when the chicks get their shitters blown out like the waist band of a ten year old pair of undies. The talent is all very nice – younguns that look and sound like they are genuinely pleased to have a seemingly uncomfortable 9 inch cock shoe-horned into their asses.
I was absolutely blown away by Nataly – and I cannot even put my finger on exactly why. I mean – she’s fucking hot, no doubt. She has smaller sized tits (but not too small), so that is a plus for me too. And I guess I have a thing for brunettes. But the kicker may have been her reluctance to get her well drilled. Very sexy scene that was WELL worth the $3 trial that I bought to see it.
HIGH DEFINITION! I guess I should have put that at the top, huh? Well, it’s true – this site has HD porn and that, my friends, is a huge benefit – especially for a graphic butt sex site (if you’re like me anyway). That means that every single scene is 100% top fucking notch – guaranteed.
I have no complaints about this site at all. I really liked it a lot, actually – and I was pleasantly surprised by this since I haven’t been so high on some other sites in the same network. I’m a believer!
