Rich AND hung like a Thermos. He's got the world by the short and curlies..
The site: richpornstars.com
The price:$2.99 – 3 day trial
The verdict: We like amateur porn, but super rich, top-of-the-line porn has its place too – -and that place appears to be Rich Pornstars. 9 out of 10.
What’s better than fucking a super hot chick? Not much, really. But I know one thing that makes it better — if she’s rich. Why? Fuck if I know — it just is. It also helps if she’s a rich pornstar. Yeah…now we’re talkin’.
Well, since you will never, EVER, be able to fuck a rich pornstar, you might as well do the next best thing and check out the website RichPornstars — and rough up your cock a bit while you do. I know –reality can be a stinger sometimes. You were holding out hope that one day you would be able to fuck a rich pornstar. Not gonna happen. Maybe a poor one. Yeah…shoot for a poor one.
This site is of the highest quality, and has all of the big names –Jenna, Devon, Hillary (Scott, not Clinton) — you name her and she’s probably here, getting fucked like a plastic fuck doll. No amateurs here. Fuck, they don’t even have 2nd tier porn bitches here. These are the best of the best. The richest of the rich. The hottest of the hot.
Basically it’s a dump site for DVD porn. That’s not a bad thing, it’s just not a place where you’ll get all warm and fuzzy with the local girls. You go in, choose from their hours and hours and hours of professional, top grade porn, you download it and you wrestle the bald-headed champ until he pukes. Simple as pie.
And cheap as shit too — only $2.99 for a 3 day trial. That is amazing when you think about it. Lots of amateurs sites are going to that these days, but these bitches have got to get rich somehow — and we’re not sure how they are paying them what they do only charging us $2.99 –but fuck them. Who cares. All I know is that I can get a LOT of nuts off in 72 hours.
We like amateur porn, but super rich, top-of-the-line porn has its place too – -and that place appears to be Rich Pornstars.
