she meets or exceeds the requirements
The site: roundjuiceybutts.com
The price:$2.99 Trial, $24.95/month
The verdict: I like ass sites, but The PLD Admin REALLY digs a juicy ass. I ran this one by him and he told me it’s one of his favorites. I’ll defer to the gentleman from Fuckville. 9 out of 10.
(9/10)You know — if you really think about it hard, we should all be fairly disgusted by the thought of a “juicy” butt. I mean — when I get a juicy butt, I get all chappy and can’t sit comfortably for a week.
Fortunately, they do wonders to take our minds off of THAT type of juicy butt right away, by showing lots and lots of porn with thick-assed talent. God damn, I love me a big ass. Not a fat, flabby, hail-damaged ass and thighs. It has to be big, but it is imperative that it also be firm. Otherwise my cock just doesn’t show any interest. I’d fuck a fat-assed whore, but my cock wouldn’t, so I never get to.
That’s beside the point, though — because there are not any fatties here. Lots and lots of big round onions, though. And strangely enough, lots of white girls. These sites usually cater more toward guys who dig ebony chicks. This one is pretty evenly split. And I love that. Not that I don’t like black chicks — I fuck them all the time (in my dreams). But I like white chicks with big asses too. I’m an equal opportunity ass lover. And I don’t get to see enough white chicks with big asses, so this is a refreshing site.
Like Brooklyn Night. Have you heard word of this chick? If not, you should at least grab a 3 day trial for $2.99 and check her out. She’s a white chick with an ass that could get her a lead dancer slot on Soul Train. A brunette to boot. And remember when I said they don’t have to be fat here? Well, this bitch is skinny AND has a badonka-donk on her. And if you’re one of those guys that actually *looks* at her face, you’ll be pleased to know she’s fucking hot as hell too!
Oh — and one more thing that is almost as important as the 7 miles of taint that can be found on this site — when you snag a full monthly membership (only $24.95 per), you get access to well over 100 additional sites. Fuckin’ A!
I like ass sites, but The PLD Admin REALLY digs a juicy ass. I ran this one by him and he told me it’s one of his favorites. I’ll defer to the gentleman from Fuckville.