"Who's pussy is like a water cannon? THIS GAL!"
The site: squirtingmovieclub.com
The price:$4.95 trial, $29.95 month
The verdict: If I have to die, I want it to be from drowning in pussy juice. 9 out of 10.
I really wish I knew more about how this squirting thing began. They never had squirting porn in the 80s. Then all of a sudden, with the invention of the internet, women somehow became able to shoot vagina water across a room. How do they do that? It looks damn satisfying — can I learn to shoot water out of my ass? Who do I pose these questions to?!? Where do I get the answers to the queries that haunt me?
Seriously if you know anyone who can tell me these things, email me. Until then, I’ll be wildly – and I mean really fucking wildly – mosh-jerking my cock to movies that I found on this site, Squirting Movie Club. That’s because I can think of nothing that turns me on more than seeing a chick shoot female ejaculate up in the air like a whale clearing its blow hole.
Squirting Movie Club has plenty of ball-draining hours for me, with just about 2,000 FULL-LENGTH DVDs (not scenes – 2,000 full DVDs). I think I read somewhere that if you could collect all of the labia-liquid that was expelled during the making of ALL of the films on Squirting Movie Club, you could fill a pool the size of the Indian Ocean. True story.
Another true bit of info is that Squirting Movie Club is cheaper than a piece of pussy in Thailand. The monthly fee for Squirting Movie Club is $30, which is decent, but not all that cheap. The real deal comes in when you pay 75 bones up front. You get 3 months. That saves you $15. Not bad, huh? But when you do that, you ALSO get 3 ENTIRE months free! I say you should beat the ever-loving shit out of anyone that stands in your way of getting this deal.
I generally like home made and amateur stuff more than professional stuff – except in the case of gushing videos. Leave that shit to the pros to film, ladies. Don’t get me wrong – I want each and every one of you to squirt until you dehydrate – just leave the movie making to the pros in this case. There’s too much detail to focus on (angles, splash guards, scuba gear, etc.).
If I have to die, I want it to be from drowning in pussy juice.
Visit the site: www.squirtingmovieclub.com
