Ohhhhh....myyyyy....Gooooodddddd......
The site: stolenhomefilms.com
The price:$29.95/Month plus 7 bonus days
The verdict: One of the new great networks in porn, and one of the great sites on that network. Fuck you if you don’t love it. 10 out of 10.
If you are going to commit a crime, I always say make sure it involves sex. Not like rape or anything – that shit’s not cool But stealing some home porno tapes is well worth 2 years of unsupervised probation in my book – as long as you can copy those fuckers and keep them for future reference.
I have my doubts as to whether these are truly stolen home films or not, but I don’t give 2 flying shits. What I do know for sure about them is that they are some of the hottest slick flicks that I have seen in a long fucking time. I’d stake my reputation on Stolen Home Films making you come, but a guy with a name like The Devil doesn’t really have much of a reputation to speak of, huh?
What’s better than a cache of SCREENED home videos, with the fatties, cripples, oldies and retards thinned out? Nothing, motherfucker – that’s what. Go to Stolen Home Films and search for fatty-retard-cripple-oldie porn if you’re into that kind of shit – this is for people with high standards of chick-next-door porn.
My best advice to join Stolen Home Films – -and you WILL want to join – is to snag an initial 2 monther. That is only $40 ($20 per), and you don’t have to keep committing to 2 month sessions, because after the 1st 2 months it will start on a monthly at $19.95 per month. Excellent deal.
One of the new great networks in porn, and one of the great sites on that network. Fuck you if you don’t love it.
Visit the site: www.stolenhomefilms.com
