Seriously. Stop...or she'll squirt.
The site: stoporillsquirt.com
The price:$29.95/Month
The verdict: Give the site a $29.95 try. If you hate it, then a) you’re probably gay and b) you can always cancel at the end of the 24 hours. I have a feeling – a wet, slippery feeling – that you will not be disappointed. 7.5 out of 10.
The verdict: Give the site a $29.95 try. If you hate it, then a) you’re probably gay and b) you can always cancel at the end of the 24 hours. I have a feeling – a wet, slippery feeling – that you will not be disappointed. 7.5 out of 10.
I wonder which Hollywood celebrities can squirt? I am pretty sure that Paris Hilton is a big time squirter. Madonna is a veteran squirter. I would also bet $100 that Andy Dick can squirt out of whatever terrifying she-man hole he is stowing in his britches. And I can’t be positive, but I am pretty sure that I accidentally walked in on Bea Arthur soaking down a janitor in a storage closet at the Ritz Carlton in Santa Barbara.
The name of the site is a silly spoof of a Sly Stallone film (for the record, Sly is not a squirter, but his brother may be), but the site is no joke at all. Never has there existed a squirting site to be taken lightly.
This is a pro site, but with girl-next-door types (or starlet wannabes, if you prefer). Lots of stray tattoos on these ladies – must be a trailer park thing. Of course, they all have one thing in common besides jail house tats – they can all shoot geysers of pussy water across the place. I am a broken record about this – but there is no better moment in porn than the pussy eruption. There just isn’t.
Believe it or not, there is a chick on here that kind of resembles Madonna. Not the horrific, spidery, marionette-like thing that collects Africans – the younger one (but not the Like a Virgin one either – -somewhere in between). Her name is Ariel Summers and she is dirty as fuck. She’s an extremely proficient squirter too – she fucking nearly drowns the guy’s cock that she is fucking.
Give the site a $29.95 try. If you hate it, then a) you’re probably gay and b) you can always cancel at the end of the 24 hours. I have a feeling – a wet, slippery feeling – that you will not be disappointed.
Visit the site: www.stoporillsquirt.com
