Tequila Sunsrise Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Watch it rise.

The site:tequilasunrise.com

The price:$2.99 – 3 day trial

The verdict: Nice latina site. Nothing particularly stands out, besides the price. Better than average, but not earth shattering. 6.5 out of 10.

[rating:6.5/10] (6.5/10)

To join, click here:www.tequilasunrise.adultvideoplanet.com

In case you didn’t know, a Tequila Sunrise is a term for bringing home a latina chick, doing what you do – -but then fucking her again the first thing the next morning. So basically fucking a latina in the morning. Sort of like dragging any bar snipe home, diddling with her, and then when you fuck her the next morning it’s called “eatin’ cold pizza.” This slang term session brought to you by Porn.com.

So obviously, this site is all about fucking latina beauties. Not necessarily in the morning, though. But who gives a fuck. I love me some pink taco, and this is the epitome (look it up jackass) of that. I would prefer to fuck a Spanish/Mexican broad over just about any other ethnicity. Actually they are tied for my favorite (with White girls, Asians, Black girls, Indian sluts (dot and feather both) and midgets of all colors.

The site is nice enough. The only problem that I have with it is that there is no real “feel” to it. That is — there is nothing that makes it stand out from all of the rest of the latina sites out there. There is fantastic porn, so that is not a problem. The PimpRoll guys always bring you high quality and high quantity — and the chick are almost always fantastic. But it is just a bunch of DVD videos in one place. That is fine, but I generally like to have some personality to a site to really, really call it fantastic.

That being said, there are plenty of fantastic scenes to be found here. You can really never go wrong when you buy latins porn. You are always guaranteed beautiful, bronzed skin, generally a gorgeous face and the best part — a fantastic attitude toward fucking. A hot tamale in the sack, if you will (and as cheesy as that is, I don’t really blame you if you won’t). So you have that constant with the latina chicks that is guaranteed here.

And the price to join is cheaper than a pair of tacos from a Cancun street vendor — $2.99 for a three day trial. And even better than the tacos — you know exactly what’s in this and you won’t shit your pants 30 minutes after consuming it — most likely anyway. As we always say, the best way to get porn these days is to barrel in with a 3 day trial period and see what they have to offer you.

Nice latina site. Nothing particularly stands out, besides the price. Better than average, but not earth shattering.

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