Licky, licky!
The site: terapatrick.com
The price:Exclusive PLD pricing – $2.95 Trial, $14.95 Month
The verdict: I know I spent the review talking more about Tera than her site, but shit, man…it’s not all that often that you get to see a beautiful AND smart chick get hammered all over the place. Trust me – you will love her site – and all of the ones that come with it. 10 out of 10.
Why is it that a majority of superstar porno chicks are blonde? Fuck that “gentlemen prefer blondes” shit – none of you cretins is a gentleman. And I don’t buy the “blondes have more fun” crock of dung either. I’ve had more fun with one brunette I used to fuck than all of the blondes I have fucked combined. Blondes are fine, but brunettes are where my cock wants to burrow down.
Tera Patrick is easily one of the hottest, and most popular, brunettes in the entire world of porn. That is saying something, folks, since I have seen literally thousands of different brunette chicks in my years of pornin’. And for a little trivia – she’s smart too. Tera Patrick has a college degree and used to work as a nurse. (Honestly, I would cut off both of my feet and hobble to the hospital in crotchless jeans if I knew she was going to be my nurse). She is also the only woman ever to be on the covers of Playboy and Penthouse at the same time, and she is the Publisher of Genesis magazine and the Sex Editor of the U.K. Version of FHM. Top that, fucker. She’s smarter than all of the chicks you’ve ever fucked (especially the ones made out of watermelons and the foam rubber ones)!
Oh – and I can’t even begin to list all of Tera Patrick’s adult movie awards. There’s not enough space on this site.
Tera Patrick is the ONLY place in the fucking cyber galaxy that you can see all of exclusive content, photos and videos. Wanna chat with a chick is smarter than you, hotter than anyone you’ve ever known AND will show you her pussy getting fucked? This is the only place to do it, unless you work at her local post office or something. Basically, if you dig Tera, the only place to belong to is this site here.
And you can do so without fucking your life up, because Tera Patrick is not that expensive. Well, at least her website isn’t. A trial only costs $3. Give that a run. If you like it, take your stimulus check and join full time for as little as $23 per month. Oh, and that will also get you a ton of additional high class sites, including those of the legendary Silvia Saint, Peter North, and Rocco Siffredi – plus a bunch more.
I know I spent the review talking more about Tera Patrick than her site – but shit, man…it’s not all that often that you get to see a beautiful AND smart chick get hammered all over the place. Trust me, you will love her site and all of the ones that come with it.
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$2.95 for 3-day trial
$14.95 for 30 days membership
$34.95 for a 90 day trial
Visit the site: www.terapatrick.com
