"What awaits me out there in the great big world? Oh yeah - porn."
[rating:9/10] (9/10)
To join, click here: www.twistys.com
Apparently it has FINALLY happened. The makers of smut sites have finally run out of names that are even remotely connected to porn, and have decided just to throw any name at all on the site. This one is called Twistys. The only thing that I can think of that would be porn-related when it comes to twisty is when I take one of those little twistys that holds your bread bag closed, and tightly wind it around the head of my cock until it turns a deep blue-gray color, then I quickly remove it and jerk off to a nut as fast as I can. It’s exhilarating. I call it “making biscuits & gravy.”
But these fuckers had no idea that I invented that move a few years back, so I have no idea where the fuck they’re coming from. Oh well – it doesn’t matter, really. The fact of the matter is that with the stable of incredible looking sluts they have at Twistys, they could call themselves RottingBallSack and I’d still join.
I will go out on a limb and say that Twistys is the best talent that I have seen in the last year. No shit. These girls are your classic (and classy) porn super stars in the making – your blonde and brunette bombshells. Big, juicy tits. Faces that could grace any silver screen. Perfectly manicured faces, hair and pubic regions. The ladies at Twistys are the kind of ladies that true fantasies are made of. And there are over TWO THOUSAND hotties. That’s a lot of different fantasies.
But no need to strain your imagination too much – they have over 17,000 video clips (and rising each day) where they go ahead and create those fantasies for you. They know you spent your imagination fucks long before the internet came along. They also give you access to a half dozen additional sites when you join (all included with the $25 monthly fee).
Twistys is a really nice site. If you like professional porn, I would recommend Twistys almost as quickly as any other.
… 9 out of 10
