The site: upskirtsmania.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $34.95 per month
The verdict: Good movies, but I hate it when sites are not reflective of their names.
[rating:6.5/10] (6.5/10)
I wonder why our cocks aren’t more useful? I mean, sure they are damn good at what they do -what with the fucking and reproducing and all. But I would have thought that evolution would have made them a little more functional by now, since they just hang there most of the time. I am think about training mine to be prehensile like a monkey’s tail, so I can hang from trees with it.Well, the good news is that there are countless gorgeous – and I mean fucking GORGEOUS – chicks getting fucked, sucked, masturbated and showered, all over this motherfucker. There are tons of videos, and they are all in HD and very, very professionally done.
The bad news is that it’s NOT a fucking upskirt site. Not even close. Shit – many of the scenes don’t even have a skirt in them at all. Some of the chicks start out naked! I’m all for naked chicks – -but come on. If you want to do a fucking upskirt site, do a fucking upskirt site. Rant over.
My favorite chick amongst the millions here is Liliane Tiger. Yes, it’s because of the flames tattooed right above her snatch. But not to worry if you don’t like tattooed chicks- there are tons of chicks of all types here. Shit – there are over 250 videos, so you know there are many to look at.
At the 250 is just on this site. This site is part of a large network with over 8,000 videos in it -and you get them all for the price of one. Do your cock favor and get a $1.00, 3 day trial. Yeah -that’s my stimulus plan, bitch!
Good movies, but I hate it when sites are not reflective of their names.
… 6.5 out of 10
