That shit's gonna stick to your skin.
The site: vixenx.com
The price:$2.95 Trial, $29.95 a Month
Remember the 80s chick rock band Vixen? This is a site where all of the members of that band get fucked by giraffes. Oh, shit -evermind. I misread the headline of the site. Too bad – that shit would have been much hotter than what they REALLY have to offer here.Know why they call this Vixen X and not Vixen XXX? No, not because the other was taken (although it may have been). It’s because this is softcore, and not XXX. BOO!!!! FUCKING BOOOO!!!
Okay, well, I guess they can’t all be hardcore. And softcore porn serves it’s purpose – -which is to get 12 year old boys off or to try to convince prudish cunt-wives that you are really looking at classy and erotic material, rather than the trampling, gagging, horse-fucking demon filth that you are really knocking your cock to.
To their credit, they do have super hot chicks. And it’s not all over the bra shit – they do a little dildo play and finger jacking. But no fucking. Nary a dick in the house. It’s a shame to me that such lovely pussy is wasted on dainty fingers and pink plastic. Someone needs to cock down these bitches really hard-like.
If you are still interested, you can get a 3 day trial for $3. That’s about the limit on what I’d spend on a softcore site -and that would be just out of sheer curiosity, as I can’t remember the last time I saw a female on the internet without a cock dangling somewhere in the vicinity of her face or crotch. If you really dig it, $30 will get you a monthly – which is absurd.
Good site…if you’re Pentecostal.
… 4 out of 10
