September 2009

All Interracial Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

All interracial, allinterracial.com

Hopefully one black dude finds her attractive

The site: allinterracial.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95/month (recurring)
The verdict: Great mix of funny entertainment and seriously good sex. Well-balanced – from content to race.
[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

We liked the set-up of the site. They were not just a front to download videos that were already produced and marketed. Their product was original and exclusive to allinterracial.com. A series of scenarios are featured wher Joe, the resident black man on the site who is hung like a Thermos, finds himself confronted by young ladies who eventtually end up fucking him. Obviously, these young ladies are not black (hence the interracial theme). He begins each session “getting to know” the girl and eventually ends up shooting a load on her. Lucky asshole!

While we would love to believe that all of these interactions that Joe finds himself involved in are real, they are not. But the sex is real, and that is all that matters. Sometimes you have to make a situation happen in order to catch it on film, and that is what they have done here. The “scenarios” keep the fantasy element alive and well, so we like the effort.

Did we mention that Joe has a dick as long as a putter and as thick as a can of corn? Obviously, that just adds to the excitement as we get to watch these little white and Asian girls squirm around on his hog. We recommend watching Chloe, a super freak that loves to ride Joe’s cock as he says, “Look at you! Look at yo’ nasty ass!” We love Joe. We especially enjoyed the encounter with Morgan, where Joe posed as a hurricane victim in order to get laid. Priceless.

Although the situations are fabricated, we loved the sex and the “amateur” girls that Joe pierced. They were all sexy and freaky in the sack. We recommend you pay Joe a visit. You will not only be sexually entertained, but the scenarios will make you laugh as well.

Black dicks, white chicks; Black chicks, white dicks; Asian chicks, black and white dicks; Black licks on Asian chicks. No matter how you serve it up, interracial sex is as hot as ever. Allinterracial.com offers exclusive interracial content with many extras to enjoy.Great mix of funny entertainment and seriously good sex. Well-balanced…from content to race. … 8.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.allinterracial.com

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Whore Gaggers Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Not all chicks with tattoos are whores.

Not all chicks with tattoos are whores.

The site: whoregaggers.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 month
The verdict: Whore Gaggers is definitely a niche, but one that is gaining popularity rapidly. Jump on the bandwagon while this shit is still cheap!
[rating:8/10] (8/10)


Like any good father, it’d be horrific to find out your daughter was getting fucked on the internet. But let’s just assume you could get over that part — let’s assume that she was on a classy, love making site called CaressingAndCuddling.com or SoftIntimateLoveMaking.com. It’d be tough, but you could handle it, right? Now…what if she showed up on today’s site — Whore Gaggers? Jesus Christ…some Dad out there is sick to his stomach right now. Hey Pops — on the bright side your daughter is the BEST at taking a dick so far down her throat that she fucking pukes on a stranger’s cock! Daddy’s little princess, indeed!

I don’t know the actual statistics, but in my estimation these gagging sites are popping up faster than any other fetish sites on the net. If you haven;t seen them, I think they’re great, but you have to have a domination/degradation fetish, as well as an extreme oral fetish. Basically, it’s violent, forceful blow jobs with lots of gagging, a little vomit here and there, and lots of bitches doing what they’re told. You know, sort of like what I picture Heaven to be like!

You should know up front that this type of porn demands fewer “barbie” types and more *real* girls that, while still hot, are not 100% perfect. Some have tattoos, some are on the chubby side, some are just like the chick you see working the window at the convenience store — all are chicks that you;d fuck, to be sure — they just don;t look like super stars.

Take Katrina Kraven for example — she was a gagger on this site. She had a bunch of tattoos (which I coincidentally love) and a nice, tight little body. She was dirty as fuck, but the guy swinging the sword was a little dirtier, shoving his plunger down her throat until she cried. If you’ve never seen a girl suck a cock with authority, all while the mascara runs down her face in rivers of tears — see it this instant. Gave me a hard on that could cut diamonds.

The other thing that gave me a hard on was the fact that I was able to join this little slice of Satan for $1.00 — and if I renew I only have to pay $24.95 per month. That not only includes these wretched, white trash whores, but also many, many other fetish and niche sites – -for free. The girls on all of the sites are “real” girls, and all of the sites are very high quality. We really like this network.

Definitely a niche, but one that is gaining popularity rapidly. Jump on the bandwagon while this shit’s still cheap!… 8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.whoregaggers.com

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All Hairy Girls Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

yup. It's hairy.

Who am I to judge what she wears to the office? Or where she sits, for that matter?

The site: allhairygirls.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95/month (recurring)
The verdict: Limited hairy snatch content but plenty of other material to keep you occupied.
[rating:5/10] (5/10)

Your momma is so hairy, you almost died of a rug burn at birth! Good joke, but not at all applicable here. All Hairy Girls is a feeble attempt at compiling some videos of hirsute honeys. Unfortunately, there are not a whole lot of videos, and furthermore, the ladies are just not hairy enough.Limited hairy snatch content but plenty of other material to keep you occupied. We give it a

In our honest opinion, there just aren’t enough hairy girl videos on this site. We realize that it is a very selective genre, but we think they could have dug up some more (and more entertaining) hairy vagina videos. Hell, we even saw one girl that was shaved in one of the movies. Not what we were looking for here. Even giving the benefit of the doubt, there are only a handful of videos here that are dedicated to au naturale.

The upside is the fact that is part of a porn network and your membership fee, which is $24.95 per month, gets you access to over 50 other sites that include thousands of hardcore sex scenes, pictures, videos and more. Not hairy ones (although we are sure you will get the occasional hair pie in all of those).

This site, albeit part of a great package, is in and of itself a little disappointing. We did get some entertainment out of it, but not enough to last us for hours and hours. The saving grace is that there are dozens of other sites that come with your membership fee, so you will not walk away empty handed. We would buy it, but only because of the extras.

Visit the site: www.allhairygirls.com

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Whoregies Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

The pink top makes her a whore. The 6 other people make it a Whorgie.

The pink top makes her a whore. The 6 other people make it a Whorgie.

The site: whoregies.com
The price:$29.95 month
The verdict: A nice idea and well done to boot. We wish we were this lucky
[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

Whoregies is what you call a reverse gang bang. Whoregies features videos with several chicks and only one or two guys, all fucking and sucking and licking and cumming. Lucky bastards.

Whoregies pits numerous ladies against one ro two guys in a steamy orgy. Who knows what will happen. Sometimes the guy will be hammering the girl from behind and have his cock yanked out of her snatch, only to quickly be thrust into a horny sluts mouth. Or a guy could be ass-hammering a chick while another chick licks his balls, one licks her pussy and two are watching while 69ing each other. Think you’d like that? Yeah…us too.

We also liked the quality of chicks that Whoregies put in the videos. Top shelf, my friends. How fucking great is that…8 or 9 gorgeous ladies rolling around together and moaning and shit. Damn. But we have to admit that we were not surprised about the talent when we noticed that this site was a Meat member site. They always have the best bitches (see Top Notch Bitches if you don’t believe us) and they always have spectacular sites with high quality videos and lots of updates. Oh…and there are FORTY of these sites…and you get them ALL for$29.95 per month. Now you can see why we were so excited.

Our favorite video? Can you actually have a favorite amongst a group of things if every single thing is the greatest thing you have ever imagined? No…but we will just tell you about one to see if it is something you might be interested in. How about Episode #2 on the site. It is just as spectacular as the rest. We counted at least 7 girls, but it was hard to tell because we kept forgetting what we were doing due to the jerking off and all. Brunettes, redheads and blondes – oh my!! Erik Everhard, the cocksmith that runs the site, is as lucky as any man that has ever walked this earth.

A nice idea and well done to boot. We wish we were this lucky!  … 8.5 out of 10

Visit the site: WWW.WHOREGIES.COM

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Whore Lore Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Creepy shit

Possibly the most fucked up thing I've seen in the porn business.

The site: whorelore.com

The price:$34.95/mo
The verdict: Hopefully you don’t encounter any giant spiders while you’re beating off.
[rating:6/10] (6/10)

If you saw a flying saucer land and an alien chick got out of it, would you fuck her? I might. Depends on what she looked like. If she had those big fucking eyes and triangle shaped head that you always see aliens have, I don’t think I would. Unless she had 6 or more pussies. Then I’d fuck each and every one of them. Assuming, of course, that they didn’t have teeth and that they didn’t shoot lasers out of the alien-clit.

This site is for you Lord of the Rings nerds that want to fuck an elf or some other middle Earth creep. The bitches are hot, I can’t deny that. It’s a pro site — and a high class pro site at that — so they have scored the best of the best when it comes to top shelf pussy. But then they went and put elf ears on them. What the fuck is that? I am not a fan of Garflinks and Elfwhigs and shit like that, so maybe I’m wrong. But I don’t generally dig on 11 inch ears.

All of that being said…if you are a fan of professional porn, and can overlook (or appreciate) plot lines involving swords and sorcery, I guess this is better than sitting across the D&D table from Gilbert, discussing which Babylon 5 alien you’d most like to fuck. The talent is really stunning, featuring super hot ladies — the exact kind of chick that anyone liking sorcery and dragons will never have the slightest chance of landing. Or speaking to.

The good news — if you are not a fan of wearing a helmet and shield and fucking a green Gnarchack pseudo-human – is that you get a good load of free sites when you join this one. The sites all have high class pro chicks, but without the elven ears and fairy’s tails.

I don’t know – maybe I’m just not getting the whole thing. The chicks are hot and the fucking is not bad for pro stuff. It’s just a niche that’s not for me. I do give them a little credit for originality, though. This was the first time I had seen anything of the sort.

Hopefully you don’t encounter any giant spiders while you’re beating off. …6 out of 10

Visit the site: www.whorelore.com

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We Hunt Milf Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Milfs generally do not look like this

"There's one. Fucking shoot her! Careful not to blow up all the good meat, though."

The site: wehuntmilf.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: Go grab you a 3 day trial for $1 and see if it’s your thing. What have you got to lose? $1 – that’s what. If you can’t afford to spend a dollar on some porn then you seriously need to think about ending your life. I mean, c’mon. It’s a dollar for pussy. Go get a piece.
[rating:7/10] (7/10)
To join, click here:www.wehuntmilf.com

Hunting and MILFS. Must be Sarah Palin’s home page, right? We wish – I’d pay LOTS of hard earned money – even in this shitbag economy – to see that Palin chick kill a caribou with her bare tits, then ride it’s antler with her hirsute vagina. Seriously – that chick’s from Alaska. I bet her pussy has more hair than Amy Winehouse’s bathtub drain. Oh yeah…she probably doesn’t bathe. Good point.
Personal preference alert: These videos are a little more upscale than I like them on this site. That may be right up your alley and if so… good for you, uppity pants. These are all perfect looking ladies with no blemishes, perfect lighting and guys with perfectly veined cocks. If you want the highest class and perfecting, your balls should already be starting to boil with the mention of this site.

Okay – -well everything is not “perfect” – -but it is damn close. The graphics are sort of a play on Desperate Housewives, and that’s exactly the kind of chicks that you should expect here. Nines and tens, that are REAL women -not this teeny bubbly shit.

One chick I fell in love with was Vicky Vette, which is strange because I hate Corvettes. But she’s much better than some car. Vicky is a filthy blonde that has one of those permanent nasty looks on her face -and that’s the ultimate compliment in my book. She’s a blonde with BIG tits and she gets dirtier than Pig Pen’s taint. Let’s put it this way -her butthole and a 120 inch cock fit together like a hand and a glove.

Go grab you a 3 day trial for $1 and see if it’s your thing. What have you got to lose? $1 – that’s what. If you can’t afford to spend a dollar on some porn then you seriously need to think about ending your life. I mean, c’mon. It’s a dollar for pussy. Go get a piece

Visit the site: www.wehuntmilf.com

… 7 out of 10

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Almost All Blondes Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Her pubes are green. Hence the almost part

Average Jane.

The site: AlmostAllBlondes
The price:$2.99 Trial, $24.95/month
The verdict: The site itself is not nearly the best from PimpRoll, but joining it is still well worth the money due to the fact that you get all of the extra sites with it.
[rating:6.5/10] (6.5/10)

You may be thinking to yourself, “Do people really read these reviews? And do they really take this fucking Devil asshole’s advice and join based on what that dick says?” Well, first of all — who you callin’ a dick, motherfucker? Wanna scrap? That’s what I thought…bitch! Now then — yes, we have tons and tons of members (and you’re reading it yourself, now aren’t you?), and people also take my advice on a very regular basis. Why? Because I watch porn as my FULL-TIME JOB! You go to a doctor when you’re sick, right? Because “fixing” people is his job. Same here — when you’re horny you come to me — I’ll straighten shit out in your underwear!

Right now I’m digging this site — Almost All Blondes. I do wonder, however — why didn’t they just keep the non-blonde bitches out and call it All Blondes? Is there some sort of brunette union that I don’t know about that demands representation? Do redhead bitches sneak onto the set like ninjas and just “appear” on the film later in the editing room? I don’t know…I just don’t fucking know.

This site is owned by PimpRoll, but it looks like they must have acquired it elsewhere, because it’s not as crisp and bright and high quality as most of their sites. That’s not to say it’s bad — there are still a lot of hot chicks here, and you still get access to dozens upon dozens of additional sites for free (when you join this one) that ARE crisp and clear.

This is basically a video dump site. Again, that’s not a bad thing, but I generally like to have my porn a little more “intimate.” By that I mean that I like to see interviews before the fucking, or at least have a girls name so that I can yell it out next time I’m fucking my wife (hey — it’s a little game I play to keep things interesting in my marriage).

The best news of all is that if you join through Porny Little Devil, you get a 3 day trial membership for only $2.99. And if you want all of those other sites along with this one, all you have to scrounge together is $24.95 per month. I paid more than that in condoms last month. What can I say — your mom likes the expensive ones.

The site itself is not nearly the best from PimpRoll, but joining it is still well worth the money due to the fact that you get all of the extra sites with it…. 6.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.almostallblondes.com

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We Like It Black Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

You're about to like this shit then, Bitch.

The site: welikeitblack.com

The price: $1.00 trial, $24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Not a whole lot of original content, but there is certainly a ton of videos.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)To join, click here:www.welikeitblack.com

What is in a name? As you know, we tend to look deeper into the names of porn sites that many would. Why, you might ask? Because we are a full service site. Quit asking stupid questions and just listen! Hell, it doesn’t cost you anything!

Anywho, we like to angle of this one. Right from the start, the title of the website makes you feel like the girls are the ones in charge here, and it is the chicks who want the big, black dicks, and not the other way around. They WANT to be there getting fucked. They enjoy it. So did we.

Not only did we enjoy the content, we enjoyed the price as well ($24.95 per month for this and about 50 other sites…hard to beat). This is a video “dump” site, so you will not find a lit of original shit to get you off. But you WILL get off…trust us! Here is how…

Big Blacks and Little Blondes is an example of a movie that does not feature the hottest chicks on the planet, but the fuck scenes are good enough to make up for that. None of the actresses makes us want to cum just looking at them, but they seem to work extra hard to make up for (which works for us). One of the “little blondes,” in scene 3, takes on not one, not two…but THREE brothers at the same time. That makes for a nice double penetration scene, with a cock in the mouth to boot! The chick, who is cute at best, makes up for her lack of stunning looks with a “take all cummers” attitude. Bravo. Watch this movie for the fucking, not the “name brand” pussy. You will not be disappointed.

The Gangland series is also a good interracial series, and volume 43 can be found on We Like It Black. This series does have the unfortunate “fake acting” in it, but after you get past that it has some really good scenes. The premise is entertaining (despite the bad acting)…naive white girls getting a taste of the hood. All of the scenes involve at least 2 “gangland brothers” on one white girl. They are somewhat repetitive, but worth a look nonetheless.

A very solid interracial site. A great deal for the money and the videos are useful. There is a limited amount of material, but it will take you quite a while to reach your limit.

Visit the site: www.welikeitblack.com

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We Live Together Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Need another roomie, by any chance?

The site: welivetogether.com

The price:$4.95 trial/ $24.95 month
The verdict: Another outstanding reality site from the Nasty Dollars people. Literally dozens of extremely hot (everyone is at least a 9) 18-22 year-olds initiating each other into girl-girl sex. Very hot! We give it a .
[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)
To join, click here:www.welivetogether.com

What happens when three hot girls live together and periodically go out at night and bring home other girls to party? Usually a lot of drinking and laughing and that is it. But at We Live Together, a whole lot more transpires.

These three hotties at We Live Together venture out into the streets, bars and even amusements parks to find a willing participant to bring back home for some girl on girl on girl on girl…well you get the point…a lot of hot lesbo action. The three constants are definitely top shelf, as are many of their playmates. It is suspiciously amazing how they can find all of these hot and ready-to-go girls all over the place, but who are we to question them?

We Live Together is no pillow fight, rub-in-the-shower site. After the girls dispose of the long–and sometimes exceedingly long–introductions, they get down to some truly hot lesbian action. Not only the standard licking and fingering, but strap-on fucking as well. They definitely do not pull any punches.

Each new girl (one a week) is featured in over 40 minutes of film and well over a hundred pictures. Several minutes are dedicated to talking and getting to know the outsider, but when the gloves (and clothes) come off they do not fail to please. Our favorite is Brooke, who could easily pass for a *real* model. We also enjoyed Lynn, who joined in on some double dildo action with the housemates.

You won’t find any conventional male/female interaction here…but who cares when you have at least four girls at a time fucking and sucking! Another outstanding reality site from the Nasty Dollars people. Literally dozens of extremely hot (everyone is at least a 9) 18-22 year-olds initiating each other into girl-girl sex. Very hot! We give it a … 9.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.welivetogether.com

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Almond Tease Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Asian Dj? Nahhhhhh.

Asian Dj? Nahhhhhh.

The site: almondtease.com
The price:$2.95 Trial, $29.95 a Month

The verdict: Decent, but nothing Earth shattering. I’ll pay for 3 days, though. .

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.almondtease.com

Okay – I have seen at least 10 porn sites per day for several years now, reviewing many of them, just skinning my cock to the others – but until today I have never once heard Asian chicks being referred to as “almonds.” The only explanation could be the almond shaped eyes. Is it racist or offensive? I have no idea – but probably.

Whatever. If it’s negative, then I can bring it up a little with a positive, in that this site is pretty decent. Not fabulous or fantastic – -but good enough to bust nuts to. It’s one of those sites that pretends to be a one girl, solo run site, but it’s really a commercially produced site featuring one girl.

That girl is, surprisingly, Ms. Almond Tease – real name I’m sure. Almond is a miniature (5’1”, 90 lbs.) Asian chick with tits so small they make me look well endowed in the chest area. But her vagina makes up in the size area – -as it’s big enough to accommodate a fat cock and then some.

Just like any other one gal site, hers features exploits with dildos, tongues and hot tubs. Luckily for us, she also takes the cock, something that a lot of one chick sites aren’t giving us these days. I want to see chicks get fucked, not nuzzled and sprayed with a hose. I can see that shit on the FX network.

Go for the 3 day trial for $3. I’m not really sure if there’s enough intrigue to keep you wanting for much more than that. I could be wrong – there are many tastes and needs out there and if Almond is yours, by all means jump head first into that bitch.

Decent, but nothing Earth shattering. I’ll pay for 3 days, though.

Visit the site: www.almondtease.com

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