October 2009

Wild Fuck Toys Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

That's a bag of plastics dicks, right there.

The site: wildfucktoys.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: We like us some strange every now and then — this site definitely qualifies. One major plus about this site is that it is weird — but it is not disturbing. Well, maybe a little…but in a good way. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.wildfucktoys.com

This one’s for all you guys (like me) that have seen so many god-damned normal sex-type things so often that it takes something a little different to really get a good nut off these days. Wild Fuck Toys is — well, I’m not going to talk down to you — you know damn well what it is — it’s bitches sticking weird shit in their crannies to get off. In turn, we get off. Everyone is happy in the end.

And when we say weird, we really mean it. Mostly machines, but mixed with vibrators, stuffed animals, pieces of angle iron, fake doctors, glass dildos, drills, stirrups, George W. Bush dolls, suction cups, large springs and a crucifix. I am not making any one of these items up — each and every one of them makes an appearance on this site (and gets =jammed into a pussy). If that is not enough to get you there and get you off — then we cannot help you. In fact, you cannot be helped at all. Chain yourself to the wall and wither away, my man.

And if you’re gonna go weird, you might as well enjoy it with a not-so-normal chick. We chose Kayden Faye, a pretty but strange gal. Her entire left upper arm is wrapped in tattoos (we likey) and her nips have posts shoved through them. She’s what we’d call a goth-type chick — a fucking hot one. Her tits are just about perfect in size and shape — movie star tits, folks. I dare you to challenge me on the perfection of her tits. I will fucking take a hammer and — oh…sorry. Got carried away. Anywho, she is a hot little number who fucks herself with some bizarre power drill/dildo/suction machine. Not sure what it is, but let’s put it this way — if I had that machine and you had a feather up your ass — we’d both be tickled. She cums.

Top notch pussy putting oddities inside of themselves doesn’t cost nearly as much as you’d think, either. Well, that site, if it were =alone, runs the average $39.93 per month. BUT — you also get an additional THIRTY sites that are included with this network — all for that one monthly price. One site for forty smackers is normal, but 30 sites for 40 dollars is pretty fucking impressive. Not sure about these wacky insertions? Give it a three day try for $4.95 or a seven day gallivant or $9.95. What the fuck is a “gallivant”? Hell if I know….

We like us some strange every now and then — this site definitely qualifies. One major plus about this site is that it is weird — but it is not disturbing. Well, maybe a little…but in a good way. … 8 out of 10

Visit the site: WWW.WILDFUCKTOYS.COM

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Wild Grannies Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

She was a teen mother

She was a teen mother

The site: wildgrannies.com

The price:

The verdict: Not a bad thing at all. For a granny site, there sure is some hot fucking tail on this one. There are some grodes too, but the hots win out!  7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.wildgrannies.com

Woof. At first glimpse we got physically ill, we are sad to report. We turned away at the horrible whores that greeted us on this opening page. DO NOT be like us, however. There are a few buried gems in this one that make it worth a look.

We do have one nagging question, though…when did mature/granny sites become synonymous with not shaving or even trimming your pussy hair? Why do older women HAVE to have a nasty, unkempt bush on sites like this? Not all of them do, but inevitably there are some that look like Don King is eating them out! Fucking A, peeps…you are getting older and there are fewer and fewer things that make you look sexy. The least you can do to help yourself is trim your quim!

Cameron is hands down the hottest lady we have EVER SEEN on a granny site. WE think they may even be fudging a little by calling her a granny — even though there is a possibility that she is old enough to qualify. She certainly does not fit in with the dusty old hags she is surrounded by on this site. You would fuck Cameron in a New York second, believe us. She is probably 40 or so, but looks 30. She has a very, very nice body, big fake tits and a great ass. Her face is beautiful and her pussy is wet and delicious. She is truly a specimen if she qualifies as a granny!

Same is true for Lola Jenan, another hot granny. Not quite as hot as Cameron, but very, very sexy nonetheless. Long, blonde hair and an extremely well kept body. Her pussy looks like it is brand new, right out of the box! Kudos to this supposed granny for keeping her shit in shape all of these years!

The videos are said to be all-original as are the ladies. We admit that we have not seen them elsewhere, but then again the two we talked about above could be on non-granny sites — they are surely hot enough to getaway with it! The fee to gets these ladies is $1.00 for a trial (definitely worth it) and $34.95 for a 30 day deal. With your paid subscription to this one you will also get access to a baker’s dozen of additional sites that are all fetish type sites as well.

Not a bad thing at all. For a granny site, there sure is some hot fucking tail on this one. There are some grodes too, but the hots win out! … 7 out of 10

Visit the site: WWW.WILDGRANNIES.COM

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White Ghetto Review

by The Devil (admin)

PLD3

The site: whiteghetto.com

The price:Exclusive PLD pricing – $2.95 Trial, $14.95 Month

The verdict: I liked it, but it’s a little different when it comes to so many niches. Check it out for yourself. 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.whiteghetto.com

If I had my own porn site, er…I mean if I started ANOTHER porn site, I think I’d call it Boner Blisters. That’s what I get when I go to a really good porno site, so I figure it would attract a lot of people. Other names in the running are Vaseline and Veins, Pantless For Weeks, and More Salve Please.

I can’t quite figure out why it’s called White Ghetto. Maybe a ghetto has all sorts of mixes of people, and this site has lots of different niches of porn. Yeah…that must be it. Still not sure about the “white” part –  there are plenty of black, Asian, Latin, white and every other color of man and woman here. Oh well…who gives a shit, right?

The cool thing about White Ghetto is the fact that it DOES have so many genres – so you can join one site and don’t have to jump from URL to URL to get your boner milked. There is nothing more annoying than getting your balls to a simmer and then having to type in a new web address to go from interracial MILFs to bull dyke midgets for your pop shot (or is that just me?).

Another ghetto angle at White Ghetto, I suppose, is that they aren’t fucking in mansions and by pool sides like a lot of studios do for their sets. That is definitely a plus for me. I’m a low rent son-of-a-bitch, and I prefer a good fuck in alley as opposed to head on the davenport of a richie. So the scenes here are much more real for a guy like me.

There are well over 225 movies so far at White Ghetto, and they add more all the time. Don’t worry about your niche – they have everything from regular porn to fatties to trannies to lesbians to anal to gang bangs to – well, you get the point. You get it all for under $35 per month. It’s a little different as far as sites go, so check it out for 3 days with a trial membership that is only $2.95.

I liked it, but it’s a little different when it comes to so many niches. Check it out for yourself.

Special Update! When you join White Ghetto through PLD, you’ll get a 50% discount. This is a limited time exclusive offer.

$2.95 for 3-day trial

$14.95 for 30 days membership

$34.95 for a 90 day trial… 7.5 out of 10

Visit the site: WWW.WHITEGHETTO.COM

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Wild Party Whores Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Wet t-shirts make for hard dicks

Your nips are showing.

The site: wildpartywhores.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 Month

The verdict: No surprises here. Naked, gyrating college girls grabbing their own titties and screaming, “WOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO.” over and over again. I love it, personally. And the price makes me love it that much more.

7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.wildpartywhores.com

Spring fucking break, my men! I love it, you love it. I’m 33 years old, and I still go to the spring break hot spots every year and get laid more than a Boy Scout leader. I plan to continue this for the rest of my life — and I guaran-fuckin’-tee that it will continue to work. Why? Because young bitches and booze creates a slut monster that will show everything to anyone while fucking anything. God bless spring break.

Wild Party Whores is a spring break/drunk college girls making out/wet t shirt contest/whatever else you want to call it site. You’ve all seen them — most of them have “wild” somewhere in the title and they all have teen sluts making out with each other. In that sense, this site is no different. Not a whole lot of actually intercourse, but a whole lot of titties, a whole lot of wet bitches kissing each other and a whole lot of gyrating, on-stage, topless (and sometimes bottomless) dancing.

The one thing that is VERY different is the price you pay to join, and that price, when you join through Porny Little Devil, is $1.00! One fucking dollar for a spring break site? Have you guys ever tried to join that other, ultra-popular with the “Wild Girls” on it? You ain’t gettin’ that shit for a buck, I promise you that. And this is the same kind of thing — no worse to be sure. Even better, in fact, because you also get access to dozens of additional (and traditional) porn sites when you join this one. So you can first get all worked up by the college chickadees greasing on each other, then you can move over to a hardcore fuck site and twist one out. There is a utopia…

If nothing else, just go watch the trailer on the front page of the site. You probably know what to expect already, but this will give you a little more of a taste (and it’s free, so what the fuck, right?). I like bitches drenched in water, It’s just a thing for me I guess. There are countless water logged freaks on this site. I also like college bitches — and have since high school. Again, I can enjoy more than my fair share of them on this site.

No surprises here. Naked, gyrating college girls grabbing their own titties and screaming, “WOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO.” over and over again. I love it, personally. And the price makes me love it that much more. … 7 out of 10

Visit the site: WWW.WILDPARTYWHORES.COM

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Wild Porn Pass Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Deceptive Fatty

Deceptive Fatty

The site: wildpornpass.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: I like to make sure that I have all of my porn shit in check. I want to know exactly what sites I am a member of. That can get out of hand quickly and easily if you dig porn as much as I do. This kind of network is a great way to have everything in one place – one fee, one password, one screen name. After all, you only have one cock…right? 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.wildpornpass.com

Have any of you dudes ever jerked off with ground beef? I am sitting here at home and horny something fierce and just realized I am fresh out of lube. No Vaseline, no lotion, no grape jelly and not even any Preparation H. All of my standbys are empty. The only thing that looks remotely slick in my fridge is ground beef – anyone have any experience in meat lubes?

This is one big motherfucker of a site with more shit to bat your dick to than TEN fucking interstate smut shacks — except you don’t get to go into the bathroom of this site and get your cock slurped by a plaid-shirted trucker through a honey hole. Oh well, you can’t have it all, now can you?

48 motherfucking porno sites – one shitty dollar. ONE FUCKING DOLLAR I SAID! That dollar will give you 3 full day to whittle your fuck stick. Did I mention that you get 48 sites when you join? That’s a hell of a deal, but even better is the buy 3 months, get 3 free bit. Yeah – while 3 days is cool, you can’t even get your dick up more than once an hour – so that’s only 72 or so sparring sessions with Little Mac. 6 months will give you time to really fuck up your cock for life. Sweet!

I generally am down on mega sites due to their faceless nature, but this isn’t really a mega site – it’s just a network – -and a pretty decent one. All of the sites are from different genres and tastes, so there is a really nice variety, lest your cock be bored. And if you’re a fan of professional, well-done porn (as opposed to amateur home video porn), then this is a great network for you to join.

I like to make sure that I have all of my porn shit in check. I want to know exactly what sites I am a member of. That can get out of hand quickly and easily if you dig porn as much as I do. This kind of network is a great way to have everything in one place – one fee, one password, one screen name. After all, you only have one cock…right? … 7.5 out of 10

Visit the site: WWW.WILDPORNPASS.COM

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Young Girlfriend Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Hello Dolly!

Nice L'eggs

The site: younggirlfriend.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $34.95 per month

The verdict: Grab a $1 trial and see if you like it. I can’t imagine you NOT liking it! Shit, I am generally an amateur dude all the way – but these fresh chicks here really did something to me. Fucking hot as fuck. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.younggirlfriend.com

I wonder if Bill Cosby has ever used a cock ring with the ladies? I bet he has. If you pay close attention, he seems pretty savvy in the sex department. If you don’t believe me, go back and watch episode 5, season 4 of the Cosby Show. If I recall correctly, he sensually butt fucks Phylicia Rashad in that one. Maybe not – maybe that was episode 6. Either way, the man knows his shit in the sack.

Well, one thing is for sure. There are no MILFs here. Shit – these chicks don’t even know what the word “mature” means. They might learn it a few years down the road. For now, they are busy learning other shit -like how to take a 10 inch long, 2 inch wide boner in the cunny without tapping out.

All of the gals here are over the legal limit and under 20. That’s what I like to call “the window of opportunity.” You can trick ‘em, you can surprise ‘em, you can please ‘em and you can leave ‘em. There are a shit ton of them on this site – enough to fill over 550 videos, in fact. Every one of them is hot as fuck, too.

There are few things better on this Earth than watching a chick under 20 get a boner shoved into her ass. Well, being on the giving end of the boner would be better – but that’s not happening any time soon, so enjoy Emily’s video on this site instead. She actually doesn’t squirm nearly as much as I thought she would have – which means this wasn’t her first butthole-deo. That’s hot.

Grab a $1 trial and see if you like it. I can’t imagine you NOT liking it! Shit, I am generally an amateur dude all the way – but these fresh chicks here really did something to me. Fucking hot as fuck. … 9 out of 10

Visit the site: WWW.YOUNGGIRLFRIEND.COM

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Throw your hands in the air.

Throw your hands in the air.

The site: abbywinters.com (German)

The price:$25/mo

The verdict: Und jetzt gehet hin — und laßt euch von abbywinters.com und ihren Freundinnen so richtig schön melken. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)


To join, click here:www.abbywinters.com (German)

UNSERE BEWERTUNG: abbywinters.com

“Das ist bei weitem die glaubwürdigste Amateur Lesben-Website, die je gemacht wurde.“

– Joe Saitch

Der beste Internet Porno-Berater der Welt

Also mal ehrlich, kann denn eine Website wohl eine bessere Bewertung kriegen wie die hier? Das ist, als wenn Bill Clinton für euere Zigarrenmarke werben würde, oder Papst Benedikt euere Dildos in Klein-Buben-Arschloch Größen sponsern würde. Der Mann, der die Internet Porno-Schule regiert, liebt diese Website. Und wißt ihr, was ich an seiner Bewertung am besten finde? Das Word “glaubwürdig.“ Ach ja, und über das Wort “Lesben” freu ich mich natürlich auch. Mal schauen, wie sehr sich der Wichser WIRKLICH mit dem ganzen Amateur-Scheiß auskennt…

Abbywinters.com kommt von weit unten, nämlich dem fünften Kontinent, und weit unten hält sie sich auch sehr gern auf — weit unter der Gürtellinie von einer ihrer vielen Mitschlampen (Arsch-Szene). Die sehen zwar nicht alle aus wie saugeile Porno Stars, aber sie sind wenigstens alle niedlich – und sie sind alle 100% sexy. Garantiert. Und wenn´s euch so geht wie mir, dann ist der sexy australische Akzent noch ein Bonus obendrauf — obwohl´s manchmal schwer zu sagen ist, ob die mit Akzent sprechen oder nicht, wenn sie grad den Mund voller Haare haben. (Allen Mösenhaar-Freaks wird diese Site auf jeden Fall auch gefallen — Scheinbar sind im Lande Oz die Rasierklingen Mangelware.)

Ein Zitat von der Site hat´s echt gut dargelegt – das zeigt mir, daß abbywinters.com und die Macher ihrer Site es echt geschnallt haben. (Und ich zitiere:) Die meisten Porno Websites putzen ihre “Amateure“ so rauf, dass sie wie “Professionelle“ aussehen, und merken dabei gar nicht, dass sie damit den natürlichen Anreiz der Schauspieler nicht nur vollkommen übergehen, sondern auch total verderben.

Abbywinters.com engagiert sich sehr, diesen natürlichen Reiz zu seiner ganzen Pracht rauszubringen. Endlich mal jemand, der versteht, das *Amateure* auch *Amateure* sein sollen – das ist doch grad der Reiz an der ganzen Sache, verdammt nochmal. Wenn sie zu schwer aufgeschmückt werden, dann kommt zum Schluß eh bloß wieder ´ne alleinerziehende Mutter raus, die die Beine breit macht, um sich grad genug für´n bißchen Koks und ´ne Packung Tiefkühlkroketten für ihre Kinder zu verdienen. Wir stehen hinter dir, Abby, wir stehen alle hinter dir….

Die Website gibt´s schon seit über 7 Jahren, und in der Zeit hat sich da ziemlich viel Material angesammelt. Und wenn man sich überlegt, dass da JEDEN TAG 1 bis 2 neue Videos dazukommen und dann noch garantiert mindestens 4 neue Mädels pro Woche — das ist ´ne Riesen- Anzahl! Australien muß ja wirklich voll von süßen Lesben, Kängurus und sexy Leckschwestern sein. Was für ein Land! Und manche dieser Mädels scheinen das echt zu genießen – und nicht bloß für die Kamera. Ich weiß — das klingt vielleicht verrückt, dass zwei geile Weiber, die sich grad gegenseitig die Mösen auslecken, das tatsächlich sogar gerne machen — aber das ist wahr! Schwer zu glauben, gell? Letztendlich hat dann noch jedes “Modell“ ihre eigene Seite, die auch regelmäßig aktualisiert werden, und wo man rausfinden kann, was die Schauspielerinnen denn zur Zeit machen, wie es ihnen geht, was sie mögen, etc. Die Website ist sehr personenbezogen und freundlich.

Im Video-Bereich ist diese Site sehr präzise und hochentwickelt. Schwer zu erklären, aber einfach zu benutzen. Also werd ich euch gar nicht erst mit irgendwelchen Erklärungen langweilen — ihr müßt ganz einfach die freie Tour mitmachen. So seht ihr dann nämlich selber, wie ewig viel Zeug die da auf der Site haben – von den knackigen, nackten Schlampen ganz zu schweigen. Ihr werdet dann auch schon verstehen, warum man sich da nicht einfach alles durchlesen kann — da ist alles viel zu ablenkend, verfickt nochmal! Ich hab den gleichen Satz 14mal gelesen, bevor ich den Absatz hier endlich geschrieben habe!

Noch eine wichtige Bemerkung — ich hab immer gedacht, dass Kalifornien und Florida die unbestrittenen Internet-Porno Könige wären. Die haben die ganzen Studios, die geilsten Weiber und alle guten Ideen. Anscheinend nicht mehr! Jetzt ist ein neuer Sheriff im Städtchen, und zwar einer mit ´nem komischen Akzent. Mit abbywinters.com ist Australien jetzt offiziell in den Ring eingestiegen, und zwar als ernstzunehmender Herausforderer.

Wie ihr jetzt ja schon alle wißt (und wenn nicht, dann fragt mal bei jemandem nach) hab ich Tausende von Websites beobachtet, untersucht, bewertet und mir dabei den Schwanz wundgewichst. Und am Ende der Woche (Sonntage halte ich mir frei zum Beten und zur intravenösen Schwanz-Stabilisierung) sieht mein Ständer aus wie ´ne verwelkte Nabelschnur, die man durch den Fleischwolf gedreht hat. Ich hab also ´ne ziemliche Ahnung von Internet Porno. Ich kann 100prozentig sagen, dass ich der gleichen Meinung bin wie Joe Saitch…das ist echt die beste Amateur Lesben Porno-Site, die je gemacht wurde.

Und jetzt gehet hin — und laßt euch von abbywinters.com und ihren Freundinnen so richtig schön melken.

EINE DICKE, FETTE 10 !! … 10 out of 10

Visit the site: WWW.ABBYWINTERS.COM (GERMAN)

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WifeysWorld Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Turn your pictures on fool!  Wifey's World is the hottest thing since lava!

"Do I have something on my face?"

The site: wifeysworld.com

The price:$24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Still one of the best amateur sex sites on the Web after many years, and worth every penny. We give it a 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)

To join, click here:www.wifeysworld.com

It’s uniqueness that makes or breaks a porn site, and unfortunately, the cookie-cutter nature of most sites eventually breaks them. If your group of bleary-eyed, crank-addicted 19-year-olds just like another site’s 19-year-old coke-head strippers shooting fuck flicks after work, then your site probably isn’t going to last too long.

On the other hand, there’s Wifey’s World. Wifey breaks all the rules; she’s married, she’s in her mid-30s at least, she’s not Barbie-doll thin and she doesn’t have fake boobs. On that last one, though, she’s pretty well set, with a natural rack so huge she’ll have back problems in under 10 years, we guarantee it. But until then, let’s enjoy her site. Because it’s hot.

Wifey clearly gets off on fucking her husband (code name, “Hubby” — creative, eh?) on camera. It’s actually hard to tell what gets her hotter — her own orgasms, or her husband’s. She’s got a fetish for taking cumshots to the grill (which, along with her massive tits, make up her two “niche” audiences to whom she appeals), and likes to play dress-up and fulfill fantasies for her members.

Wifey is always cumming, and it’s hot. It’s not squealy, squirmy little airhead orgasms, either; we’re talking about deep, throaty growling orgasms…the kind where every moan leading up to the big O sounds like the guttural noise you make on the toilet when you’re shitting out a turd the size of a Mag-Lite. After all these years, Wifey’s World is still the most popular amateur wife site on the Web (Heather at I Deep Throat is a close second). Small wonder. Still one of the best amateur sex sites on the Web after many years, and worth every penny. We give it a … 9.5 out of 10

Visit the site: WWW.WIFEYSWORLD.COM

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You're missing out on a nice piece of cunt, not being able to see this picture.  You have to see what you're missing, and Back Room Casting Couch is where it's at, motherfucker!

Just toss it in the corner, Honey - you won't be needing it anymore.

The site: backroomcastingcouch.com

The price:$24.95/mo

The verdict: One of the truly great sites to slick your googler to. My only regret is that I have but one cock to sacrifice to it.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

I am compiling a list of sexual things that I want to accomplish before I die.

I am calling it my Fucket List.

I’m not going to get into any specifics with you, but I can tell you that the following words do appear on the list:

Spam, through, eviscerate, Mao Tse Tung, Barcelona, completely yellow, Kansas City and tri corner hat.

Okay – either I am just getting really lucky lately, or the world on internet porn is stepping up its act.  Back Room Casting Couch is the second site in a row that made me want to buy an expensive pair of silk, elbow length gloves to beat off with, so I wouldn’t damage my cock in any way while I completely lose control jerking it.

This motherfucker is outstanding.

But I want to warn the makers of Back Room Casting Couch that I will hold them 100% responsible for any permanent boner damage that takes place over the next 72 hours that I spend feverishly fucking my fist to their videos.

Back Room Casting Couch not only features hot amateurs, it also highlights the stupidity of a chick in need of cash. This guy puts out an ad, gets them in the door and tells them they need to try out – withOUT pay – to see if they get the porn gig. He films it all and then, after delivering the sperm, lets them in on a little secret…he’s no talent scout and there is no job. Hilarity ensues! It’s great because I never know how to react while I am cleaning the jizz off of my computer, and now I can spend that moment laughing at these dumb bitches!

The price of admission is just under $30. Is that a good deal? Did fucking Rose Kennedy have a black dress? Of course it’s a good deal – it’s fucking amateur bitches getting tricked AND fucked! And apparently you get a ton of additional vagina busting sites as well, but I doubt you’ll ever need them.

As you know, I have looked at over 1,000 porno sites, many of them being of the “reality” type.  Most of those aren’t even “real”, and of the ones that are, only a handful are worth wasting your Astroglide for.  Back Room Casting Couch is a fucking winner through and through.  If you like the real shit, there is no way you can be disappointed in this site.

One of the truly great sites to slick your googler to. My only regret is that I have but one cock to sacrifice to it.

10 out of 10

To join:www.backroomcastingcouch.com

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exploitedcollegegirls

The face of exploitation.

The site: exploitedcollegegirls.com

The price:$24.95/month

The verdict: This dandy is a standard $30 to join monthly, and apparently you get access to an additional 23 porn sites. Are those other sites good? I have no fucking idea. Nor do I care. I will spend all of my time watching the gutter sluts of the halls of academia take loads of nut mud to the face, thank you very much. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.exploitedcollegegirls.com

I exploited many, many chicks in college. One time in particular, I convinced a chick that I was the sole heir to a shipping magnate’s fortune. Then I convinced her that she needed to let me fuck or or she would be murdered. I followed that up with tricking her into letting me stick my three longest toes into her asshole. Finally, I talked her into letting me simultaneously cum in her nostril and hit her as hard as I could with a ball peen hammer. College chicks RULE!

That’s why all of the bullshit about tough times and recession and shit like that never fazed me. These are the fucking golden years, peeps. And sites like this one are the reason why. These chicks are as real as your foreclosed home, fucker.

Here’s the boil down – hot college chicks getting fucked. Seen that line before? Maybe, but this time it’s not bullshit. These are not the supposed college chicks you see on many sites, taking bones in a studio in Van Nuys. These are actual students – with the schools they go to listed for your Googling pleasure.

The great thing, to me, about this site is the fact that most of these chicks have no desire to be in the porn business. Lots of sites features chicks that are trying WAY too hard to be sexy. These chicks here are trying to make money. Period. So when this dude crams his ham into their ass, they usually don’t go, “ohhhh yesss.” Instead they scream “OWWW!” and asked that it promptly be removed.

This lucky feller figured out something that we all knew – college chicks are sluts. Broke sluts. Broke sluts willing to experiment in this exploratory phase of their life. So, he got a camera and put out an and voila! How college sluts -tons of them – sucking on his hanger on film. Fuck Einstein – this dude should be branded a genius.

Favorite? That’s like asking me which of my testicles I like more. I love them both equally, as I love each and every naive little cunt on this site. But if I HAVE to pick one to feature, and apparently I do, I will go with Remi. Why? I don’t know – because you made me pick on, dick! Plus, I like the look on her face when the cock hits her colon.This dandy is a standard $30 to join monthly, and apparently you get access to an additional 23 porn sites. Are those other sites good? I have no fucking idea. Nor do I care. I will spend all of my time watching the gutter sluts of the halls of academia take loads of nut mud to the face, thank you very much.

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