That's a bag of plastics dicks, right there.
The site: wildfucktoys.com
The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial
The verdict: We like us some strange every now and then — this site definitely qualifies. One major plus about this site is that it is weird — but it is not disturbing. Well, maybe a little…but in a good way. 8 out of 10.
This one’s for all you guys (like me) that have seen so many god-damned normal sex-type things so often that it takes something a little different to really get a good nut off these days. Wild Fuck Toys is — well, I’m not going to talk down to you — you know damn well what it is — it’s bitches sticking weird shit in their crannies to get off. In turn, we get off. Everyone is happy in the end.
And when we say weird, we really mean it. Mostly machines, but mixed with vibrators, stuffed animals, pieces of angle iron, fake doctors, glass dildos, drills, stirrups, George W. Bush dolls, suction cups, large springs and a crucifix. I am not making any one of these items up — each and every one of them makes an appearance on this site (and gets =jammed into a pussy). If that is not enough to get you there and get you off — then we cannot help you. In fact, you cannot be helped at all. Chain yourself to the wall and wither away, my man.
And if you’re gonna go weird, you might as well enjoy it with a not-so-normal chick. We chose Kayden Faye, a pretty but strange gal. Her entire left upper arm is wrapped in tattoos (we likey) and her nips have posts shoved through them. She’s what we’d call a goth-type chick — a fucking hot one. Her tits are just about perfect in size and shape — movie star tits, folks. I dare you to challenge me on the perfection of her tits. I will fucking take a hammer and — oh…sorry. Got carried away. Anywho, she is a hot little number who fucks herself with some bizarre power drill/dildo/suction machine. Not sure what it is, but let’s put it this way — if I had that machine and you had a feather up your ass — we’d both be tickled. She cums.
Top notch pussy putting oddities inside of themselves doesn’t cost nearly as much as you’d think, either. Well, that site, if it were =alone, runs the average $39.93 per month. BUT — you also get an additional THIRTY sites that are included with this network — all for that one monthly price. One site for forty smackers is normal, but 30 sites for 40 dollars is pretty fucking impressive. Not sure about these wacky insertions? Give it a three day try for $4.95 or a seven day gallivant or $9.95. What the fuck is a “gallivant”? Hell if I know….
We like us some strange every now and then — this site definitely qualifies. One major plus about this site is that it is weird — but it is not disturbing. Well, maybe a little…but in a good way. … 8 out of 10
Visit the site: WWW.WILDFUCKTOYS.COM
