Deceptive Fatty
The site: wildpornpass.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month
The verdict: I like to make sure that I have all of my porn shit in check. I want to know exactly what sites I am a member of. That can get out of hand quickly and easily if you dig porn as much as I do. This kind of network is a great way to have everything in one place – one fee, one password, one screen name. After all, you only have one cock…right? 7.5 out of 10.
Have any of you dudes ever jerked off with ground beef? I am sitting here at home and horny something fierce and just realized I am fresh out of lube. No Vaseline, no lotion, no grape jelly and not even any Preparation H. All of my standbys are empty. The only thing that looks remotely slick in my fridge is ground beef – anyone have any experience in meat lubes?
This is one big motherfucker of a site with more shit to bat your dick to than TEN fucking interstate smut shacks — except you don’t get to go into the bathroom of this site and get your cock slurped by a plaid-shirted trucker through a honey hole. Oh well, you can’t have it all, now can you?
48 motherfucking porno sites – one shitty dollar. ONE FUCKING DOLLAR I SAID! That dollar will give you 3 full day to whittle your fuck stick. Did I mention that you get 48 sites when you join? That’s a hell of a deal, but even better is the buy 3 months, get 3 free bit. Yeah – while 3 days is cool, you can’t even get your dick up more than once an hour – so that’s only 72 or so sparring sessions with Little Mac. 6 months will give you time to really fuck up your cock for life. Sweet!
I generally am down on mega sites due to their faceless nature, but this isn’t really a mega site – it’s just a network – -and a pretty decent one. All of the sites are from different genres and tastes, so there is a really nice variety, lest your cock be bored. And if you’re a fan of professional, well-done porn (as opposed to amateur home video porn), then this is a great network for you to join.
I like to make sure that I have all of my porn shit in check. I want to know exactly what sites I am a member of. That can get out of hand quickly and easily if you dig porn as much as I do. This kind of network is a great way to have everything in one place – one fee, one password, one screen name. After all, you only have one cock…right? … 7.5 out of 10
Visit the site:Â WWW.WILDPORNPASS.COM
