November 2009

Dark Thrills Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Girl ya look good to me...  Back that ass up.

Girl ya look good to me... Back that ass up.

The site: darkthrills.com

The price:$0.97 trial, $34.95 per month

The verdict: I really like the site. It’s not over the top glitzy and fancy. It’s professionally done, but not TOO well done, if you know what I mean. 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.darkthrills.com

Does anyone else find it odd that it takes a special site to feature black chicks? I mean -when I eat, I don’t have one type of food only during one meal. I like to have a little of this and a little of that. Same with my masturbatory habits. I like to whack to a white chick for a few minutes, switch over to an Asian and then pop to a black chick. Why do I have to join so many fucking sites to accomplish this?

Well, while I await the answer, I can look at a site like Dark Thrills to get my black chick fix. It’s a pro black chick (and black dude) site. Good? Sure…but I prefer the amateur shit. It’s definitely good enough for me to empty my stones to, though.

Especially with the 3 day trial to Dark Thrills, which is only $1.00. I would pay a dollar to beat off to an Asian midget in black face, motherfuckers, so you know damn well I’ll pay a dollar for high quality black pussy getting ham-dogged by giant black cocks.

Especially to see chicks like Rayne. Rayne is a fucking black queen. Curly hair, big ass and lips that could polish a bowling ball. God damn I’d love to get my cock up in them guts.

I really like Dark Thrills. It’s not over the top glitzy and fancy. It’s professionally done, but not TOO well done, if you know what I mean.

7 ½ out of 10

Visit DarkThrills.com

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Go Go Amanda Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Go go to the buffet line and get you some calories, Girl!

The site: gogoamanda.com

The price:$0.97 trial, $34.95 per month

The verdict: Hot chick, not naughty enough, though. 7 out of 10.

[rating:6.5/10] (6.5/10)

To join, click here:www.gogoamanda.com

Go fucking go indeed, Amanda. Go to the bedroom and go down on my cock. Then go get me some steaks. Then go away.

She’s Amanda Crush. As in “I want to beat off to Amanda while she steps on my balls with stiletto heels and tries to Crush them.”  She’s 5’4” and weighs a mere 112. She was born in 1987. NINETEEN FUCKING EIGHTY-SEVEN! I have underwear older than this chick! And that, my friends, is hot as fuck.

Okay – I have a big gripe here. When these bitches list their turn offs – or better yet, when the site makers create their answers- PLEASE stop saying that your turn off is “mean people.”  I assume it wasn’t a very nice guy that made you engulf his balls on the casting couch while he wound up and smacked you right in the fucking lip, so I know you’re fucking lying. Just be honest and say “my step-dad fingering m” or “long lines at the abortion clinic.”

Back to Amanda — she has a very cute face and a nice, but normal, body. In other words, it’s real- and not all plastic and saline. She’s extremely likeable and very nice to beat off to – but she suffers the same fate as most other solo chick sites – she doesn’t get nasty enough. I can only take so many pink dildos and giggle parties. Christ.

She’s definitely worth a $1.00 trial at least, though – and considering the fact that you get a ton of free sites when you join this one, I think she’s worth the full deal. She claims to get to know her members, so who knows – maybe you can talk her into taking the cock on her site.

Hot chick, not naughty enough, though.

6.5 out of 10

Visit GoGoAmanda.com

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Toys In Chicks Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Grab them utters

I can't wait until she shoves that Teddy Ruxpin into her cunt.

The site: toysinchicks.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $34.95 per month

The verdict: Very nice site for peeps that like to watch gals diddle. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.toysinchicks.com

Michael Jackson is dead, but I have a feeling that creepy little bastard isn’t done with us yet. I think his original nose will haunt someone down the line.

For those of you that like to watch a chick settle in by her lonesome, whip out a plastic wang that would choke a hippopotamus, and shove that squiggly motherfucker as far into her snatch as God will allow- this site is going to make you sperm all over your fucking screen.

Obviously, as you can see from the name of the site, you aren’t going to be seeing any chicks taking mondo hogs from well-built cocksmiths. These are all solo gigs. Actually, that’s not accurate. They are all female gigs -there are videos of chicks hammering OTHER chicks with toys. Yeah…that’s hot.

One of the fantastic things about the site is the variety of the models, as well as the super high quality of the models. Oh- I guess that’s 2 things. What the fuck ever.

Hottest chick with the worst name ever – Lucy Lee Livingroom. Please try to ingore the ridiculous name the pinned on her. Can’t? Okay – do this – go to this site, plunk down a one dollar bill for a 3 day trial, and watch her jam plastics into her cunt. That will make you forget everything else. Everything. The recession, your pending manslaughter charges, Christmas — every fucking thing.

Very nice site for peeps that like to watch gals diddle. … 7 out of 10

Visit the site: WWW.TOYSINCHICKS.COM

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Totally Teen Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Like Neopolitan ice cream, but with more pussy.

The site: totallyteen.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $34.95 per month

The verdict: Really nice HD site. If you8 like the polished, professional type of porn – with fresh 18plus teens, you will dig it. I promise. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.totallyteen.com

My dick is not even close to being the largest I have seen, but I like to think that it’s just because of my perspective. I’m pretty tall, so all I get is a bird’s eye view of it. I bet you that when it’s eye level to a 20 year old slut, she thinks it’s pretty large.

Well, right off the bat, the good news about this site is that it is in HD. I never thought I would dig HD porn when I first pondered it, but it has grown on me. I thought I would be a little sickened to see all of the blemishes and shit like that on an otherwise hot chick’s body. Instead, I have a new blemish fetish and want to fuck a bruise at some point in my life.

The “models” (read: fuck bags) here are definitely in the upper end of porn sluts. Very fresh, very hot and cute and all of that shit. The are pros, so if you are looking for amateur stuff, look elsewhere. I didn’t see any of them that I would rate lower than a 7 – and most were higher.

My fave was Irene – by far. She is a very, very hot brunette with a gorgeous set of cans and a pussy that you – yes you – would literally give your life for to spend 5 minutes in it. I mean it. You would allow someone the blow your fucking brains all over the wall with a shotgun if they let you slip your wiggler in her for 5 lousy minutes.

3 day trials are available for now – and they are only $1.00. If you join full-time, you pay $20 per month (with a 3 month commitment), and you get access to at LEAST 10 additional HD sites. Good deal – especially the $1.00 trial.

Really nice HD site. If you8 like the polished, professional type of porn – with fresh 18plus teens, you will dig it. I promise. … 8 out of 10

Visit the site: WWW.TOTALLYTEEN.COM

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Throat Crammers Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

PLD3

The site: throatcrammers.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $29.92/month

The verdict: We really liked this gagger site. These sites can be hit or miss, and they are also a very small niche in the vast world of internet porn. We are liking them more and more, and sites like this one are the reason why! 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.throatcrammers.com

Ever seen a gagging site? You are about to…and it may change you forever. This trend is sweeping the online porn business, and we are not sure if it is a craze of if it is here to stay, but we are pretty sure it ain’t going anywhere for a long time. It is sexy, entertaining, harsh and dominating. It is also degrading in a sense. It takes a special type of fetish to dig this, but if you do, then there are some really good sites out there for it!
First of all the fee — this site is a reasonable $29.92 per month. You can also join for three days if you have a spare dollar to you name. A monthly membership, however, will also get you access to EIGHT additional sites that are great sites. Really good amateur type material on ALL of the sites, nice chicks who mostly get really into their fucking. That is one thing we have really noticed about this little network — they can find the girls that really get into their shit!

A couple of those girls are prominently featured on the front page of their site. Amaelia and Milli. Two chicks who at first look are hot, but when you see them in action the word “hot” does not quite do them justice. Maybe “painfully hot” would work — possibly “dirty-sexy” as well. Either way, these girls entertained us like we have not been entertained in a while. Even when they are not getting violently gagged by a cock, these girls are even sticking their OWN fingers down their throats to gag. Why? No idea, but that means they are really into it if you ask us. They fuck guys and each other in this scene. One of the most INTENSE scenes that we have seen in recent memory.

And all of the videos are just like that. All are original material. All feature at least one cute chick — many of them TWO smoking hot chicks. This site is additional proof that there are literally MILLIONS of sluts out there, so if you do not yet have one you have no excuse. They are out there, kid…trust us!

We really liked this gagger site. These sites can be hit or miss, and they are also a very small niche in the vast world of internet porn. We are liking them more and more, and sites like this one are the reason why! 8 out of 10

Visit the site: WWW.THROATCRAMMERS.COM

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Aunt Judys Website Review (German)

by The Devil (admin)

Nipple peek-a-boo

Nipple peek-a-boo

The site: auntjudys.com (German)

The price:$29.95/Month

The verdict: Der Preis? $29.95 pro Monat. Dafür kriegt ihr den ganzen oben genannten Scheiß und noch ´ne ganze Menge anderes. Außerdem gibt´s dort noch ´nen Arsch voller kostenloser Vorschauen. Ihr müßt euch das alles einfach selber anschauen, Leute, denn wenn ich euch das alles aufzählen würde, bräuchte ich mindestens nochmal zwei Seiten mehr. Sagen wir´s einfach mal so — es kostet so viel wie ein Abendessen in ´nem guten Restaurant, und das ist es echt wert. Außerdem ist an der Loralee für $30 sowieso mehr Fleisch dran wie auf euerem Teller im Lokal. Also kocht euch stattdessen lieber was zuhause, nehmt eueren Schwanz in die Hand, und….na, ihr wißt schon selber, wie´s weitergeht. Zieht´s euch rein, und ihr werdet mir dafür später garantiert danken. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here: www.auntjudys.com (German)

Seien wir doch alle mal ehrlich: Jeder von uns hatte in seiner Jugend diese eine Tante, die er liebend gern gevögelt hätte. Und du auch, gib´s doch zu, Mann. Na komm, schön mit dem Kopf nicken….AHA! Die Tante gab´s bei dir also auch, du perverser Sack, du!

Naja, wie auch immer — Aunt Judy ist eine von diesen Tanten, die ich auf jeden Fall auf´s Kreuz legen würde, auch wenn sie meine wirkliche Tante wäre (was sie natürlich nicht ist, du abartiger Tanten-Ficker). Aunt Judy´s Site ist bis obenhin voll mit Frauen über 30, über 40, über 50 — und die meisten sind auch noch erstaunlich attraktiv! Die sind nicht angemalt und aufgeputzt, so wie´s bei vielen dieser “älteren Frauen” Websites der Brauch ist. Da wird also nicht viel mit Airbrushing oder Beleuchtungstricks gearbeitet, um die “Omas“ zu verschönern. Das, was ihr hier seht, ist genau das, was ihr auch bekommt. Und uns gefällt, was wir sehen (und was wir bekommen).

Das Beste an der Site ist, daß alle diese Damen ausschließlich auf dieser Website zu sehen sind. Übersetzung = alles bei Aunt Judy´s ist Original-Material. Jede einzelne der Frauen wird von Aunt Judy und/oder ihren Spitzen-Fotografen geknipst. Jeder, der die PLD Bewertungen liest, weiß, daß uns die echten Original-Sites am liebsten sind. Die sind einfach besser gemacht und auch viel benutzerfreundlicher. Außerdem halten die ihre Site auch besser in Schuß und auf dem Laufenden, weil das ja alles ihre eigene Arbeit ist, was man dort sieht. Kurz gesagt – Man kriegt einfach mehr für´s Geld.

Sehr beeindruckend ist auch, daß es diese Website schon seit ZEHN JAHREN gibt — seit 1997! Damals hatten die meisten von euch Pennern wahrscheinlich noch nicht mal ´nen Computer. Aber was glaubt ihr, was die da für euch haben? Ihr könnt dort regelrecht die Zeit zurückdrehen, weil nämlich alle Bilder und Videos, die seit 1997 gemacht worden sind, dort erhältlich sind. Und dann aktualisieren die sogar noch 3mal in der Woche. Aber nicht bloß ein paar bescheuerte Bilder hier und da, sondern über 1000 neue Bilder jede Woche. Heiliger Ständer, Batman!

Ein echt gutes Beispiel ist Loralee, die “Lady der Woche” in der ´über 30´ Kategorie von der Woche, in der diese Bewertung geschrieben wurde. Wenn ihr euch mal ihre Bilder genau anschaut, könnt ihr sehen, daß diese Dame die riesigsten Muschi-Lippen hat, die ihr wahrscheinlich je gesehen habt. Die müßt ihr euch unbedingt ansehen. Solche Lappen sieht man wirklich nicht alle Tage. Aber uns gefällt sowas. Uns gefallen aber auch Frauen in Netzstrümpfen, und Loralee sieht in denen wirklich sehr gut aus. Nicht so ganz euer Fall? Na ja, dann gibt´s ja auch noch die Kategorien ’über 40 Luder der Woche’, ’über 50 Luder der Woche’, ‘Behaartes Luder der Woche’, ’Strumpfhosen-Luder der Woche’, ’Trailer Park Schlampe der Woche’ (meine persönliche Lieblingskategorie)‚’Riesen-Titten Luder der Woche’ und ‘Luder der Woche in Übergröße’. Wenn ihr in dieser Auswahl nichts findet, auf das ihr abfahrt, dann braucht ihr echt Hilfe, und zwar ernsthafte Hilfe.

Der Preis? $29.95 pro Monat. Dafür kriegt ihr den ganzen oben genannten Scheiß und noch ´ne ganze Menge anderes. Außerdem gibt´s dort noch ´nen Arsch voller kostenloser Vorschauen. Ihr müßt euch das alles einfach selber anschauen, Leute, denn wenn ich euch das alles aufzählen würde, bräuchte ich mindestens nochmal zwei Seiten mehr. Sagen wir´s einfach mal so — es kostet so viel wie ein Abendessen in ´nem guten Restaurant, und das ist es echt wert. Außerdem ist an der Loralee für $30 sowieso mehr Fleisch dran wie auf euerem Teller im Lokal. Also kocht euch stattdessen lieber was zuhause, nehmt eueren Schwanz in die Hand, und….na, ihr wißt schon selber, wie´s weitergeht. Zieht´s euch rein, und ihr werdet mir dafür später garantiert danken.

9 von 10 … 9 out of 10

Visit the site: WWW.AUNTJUDYS.COM (GERMAN)

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