I can't wait until she shoves that Teddy Ruxpin into her cunt.
The site: toysinchicks.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $34.95 per month
The verdict: Very nice site for peeps that like to watch gals diddle. 7 out of 10.
Michael Jackson is dead, but I have a feeling that creepy little bastard isn’t done with us yet. I think his original nose will haunt someone down the line.
For those of you that like to watch a chick settle in by her lonesome, whip out a plastic wang that would choke a hippopotamus, and shove that squiggly motherfucker as far into her snatch as God will allow- this site is going to make you sperm all over your fucking screen.
Obviously, as you can see from the name of the site, you aren’t going to be seeing any chicks taking mondo hogs from well-built cocksmiths. These are all solo gigs. Actually, that’s not accurate. They are all female gigs -there are videos of chicks hammering OTHER chicks with toys. Yeah…that’s hot.
One of the fantastic things about the site is the variety of the models, as well as the super high quality of the models. Oh- I guess that’s 2 things. What the fuck ever.
Hottest chick with the worst name ever – Lucy Lee Livingroom. Please try to ingore the ridiculous name the pinned on her. Can’t? Okay – do this – go to this site, plunk down a one dollar bill for a 3 day trial, and watch her jam plastics into her cunt. That will make you forget everything else. Everything. The recession, your pending manslaughter charges, Christmas — every fucking thing.
Very nice site for peeps that like to watch gals diddle. … 7 out of 10
Visit the site: WWW.TOYSINCHICKS.COM
