It's pretty God damned hard to give someone a handjob when you don't have any hands!
The site: absolutehandjobs.com
The price:$0.97 trial, $34.95 per month
The verdict: Very nice HJ site. Props. 8.5 out of 10.
Sometimes I prefer a handy wiggle to a fuckin’. Basically, it’s a degradation thing. I make that bitch satisfy my cock and what does she get in return? A load of my sperm right in her fucking eye — and that’s it. Go make your own self cum, slut. I’m tired now.
Although this is a pro site, the chicks are the next-door type. No supermodels here. Only sizzly local type chicks wanking dudes off in a P.O.V. format. I really, really dug the site a lot more than I thought I would.
If you like dirty, rocker chicks with tattoos and black streaks in blonde hair (and let’s face it — who doesn’t?), go check out Tricia. She’s fucking loaded. Sexy, dirty face, stacked titties, and dirty as FUCK. She is exactly the kind of chick that makes my nut contents boil.
And you get tons of shit when you join this baby ($1.00 3 day trial, $35 per month thereafter). Tons of sites, mobile apps, live chicks on cams, videos, pics — fucking more shit than you would ever know what to do with. If you jerked off to every video and format that they have, it would take you years, and when you were done your cock would look like a blood sausage that had been run over by a steam roller.
Very nice HJ site. Props.
8.5 out of 10
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