Eastern Europe has all the modern conveniences now
The site: czechsexclub.com
The price:$0.97 trial, $34.95 per month
The verdict: That’s it. Do what you want, fuckers! 6 out of 10.
Eastern Europe is so fucked up these days that I don’t know a Czech from a fucking Slovak from a Yugo. All I know is that those bitches over there seem to be hot and ready to fuck your balls empty at the drop of a hat. I met one of those snipes at a porn convention once. I said, “Nice to meet you.” That slut dropped to her knees and drained my spheres like a pro. Turns out “nice to meet you” means “empty my balls you fucking tramp” in whatever language it was that she spoke.
God – I was so hoping that there’d be a video of a Czech gal butt fucking a dude with a strap-on on this site. Then I could have made a “Czech’s in the male” joke. But alas, no such luck.
The only constant on this site is that the chicks are apparently from the Eastern Bloc. This is good, because it means you get a ton of variety in body type, hair color, sexiness and the like. Actually – the sexiness is a constant too. I’m not sure how these chicks are so hot coming from a war-torn gutter hole, but they seemed to have come out of it unscathed.
Looking particularly fuckable was the very first chick I saw on there, Olga Winter. Black hair on her head, no hair on her cunt. She is absolutely gorgeous. I was disappointed that she didn’t get fucked, but I could watch this chick clean out toilets and get off.
The big knock on this site is that chicks aren’t getting themselves laid. Instead, they are playing with plastic boners. I am not a huge fan of diddler sites.
On the bright side, you can get this one for a $1 trial, and when you join full time you get tons of additional sites with lots of fucking on them – so it’s not a waste to make a $20 per month investment on a 3 month membership.
That’s it. Do what you want, fuckers!
6 out of 10
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