Impossible Cocks Website Review

Rating: (8/10)

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For the record — I don’t consider very many cocks “impossible” based upon size. I’ve seen more cocks than a chicken farmer, and you’ve got small, average, big, very large and bullshit (which are obviously prosthetic cocks). No impossible. Now…if the cock has a hinge in it, can do the wave and or it speaks — then yes, it’s impossible.

That being said, the cocks on this site are, for the most part, in the very large category. No freakishly obvious fakes, no Tetris cocks. Just some damage wielding dongs hammering away at flesh pudding.

The thing I liked most about this site is the fact that the chicks looked like your average chick that you might see turning lap dances at your local Club Vagina. They are cute to hot, but not fake or overly “obvious” in terms of being porn sluts. Go check out the likes of Angel, Caroline and Sam. You can look at these chicks — and most all of the others on this site — and see chicks that look like a handful of chicks you actually know.

Obviously, this makes beating off all the better, because you can look at Caroline here and picture that cunt that works at the car wash that you want to slip your wiggler into, and it makes for a harder cum. And for me, the fact that I can spend a mere $1.00 and get 3 days of skin-slipping material. In fact, I just fucking came my pants while typing that last sentence.

I love it for the chicks. These chicks-next-door make it well worth the cabbage.

8 out of 10

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