Make no mistake, there are some deviant bastards in this picture
The site: theupperfloor.com
The price:$29.99 per month
The verdict: Fuck-n-A. What more could a piece of shit like me add to that brilliance? Nothing. If you’re REALLY into BDSM, fetishism, alternative lifestyles — any of that shit, you need to at elast click the link and take a look at TheUpperFloor. I have seen some previews of what is to come, and I can promise you that you will not be disappointed. 10 out of 10.
Talk about hot of the presses — TheUpperFloor.com is as fresh as it gets. Shit — as I write this The Upper Floor hasn’t even launched yet. But I’m a VIP, motherfuckers, so I can sneak peeks so you fuckers know what to expect from The Upper Floor. Expect some grand motherfucking things.
The best way to describe The Upper Floor is to let the people who made (Kink.com) it tell you themselves. Sure, it’s cheating on my part, but fuck it — here’s what they have to say:
“Kink.com has spent 11 years producing quality BDSM entertainment, with a view to celebrating and demystifying alternative sexualities. The Armory is a 200,000 sq foot ex-military castle in the heart of San Francisco. After kink.com obtained the armory, a wider mission was formed of ‘exploring and demystifying alternative lifestyles’.
The most illusive and challenging such concept worthy of exploration was the creation of a 24×7 BDSM lifestyle space as fantasized about in BDSM literature such as ‘Story of O’, Anne Rice’s Sleeping Beauty Series, and Laura Antoniou’s MarketPlace Series. Such literature often describes a castle like place in which the norms of society are replaced by the rules of dominance and submission. “The Upper Floor” is an exploration into the feasibility of such a place and lifestyle.
Mission: To create a 24×7 alternative lifestyle community.
Vision: To repurpose the top floor of the Armory as an Edwardian styled Great House, in which masters, mistresses and slaves will all have a role.”
Fuck-n-A. What more could a piece of shit like me add to that brilliance? Nothing. If you’re REALLY into BDSM, fetishism, alternative lifestyles — any of that shit, you need to at elast click the link and take a look at TheUpperFloor. I have seen some previews of what is to come, and I can promise you that you will not be disappointed.
10 out of 10
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