Heal My Ass Website Review

[rating:5/10] (5/10)I knew a guy who fell on a tent stake and it created a new, independent asshole, right next to his existing one. This feller had 2 assholes, but he was straight, so that second, virgin asshole went unfucked. I am betting he fingers it on a regular basis, though.

HealMyAss.com is one of those sites that has good looking, professional porn starlets who know their way around a boner, but then they go and fuck it up by putting a bunch of silly play acting and props all over the place. This one puts these bitches in an over-the-top fake doctor’s office with over-the-top, goofy counterparts and silly props like gorilla masks and rubber chickens. Some of you may dig that shit, but it ruins the entire scene for me.

Obviously, the good part of HealMyAss is that you’re going to see a lot of butt fucking. Tons of it. But it’s not the “scared look in the eye, ow that shit hurts but feels good too” kind of butt fucking that we all know from our personal lives. This, instead, is hardcore, hammer time butt fucking that results in an asshole so gaped that you could place a drumstick in there sideways and not hit the rim.

This site is not my bag at all, but when you join you get access to 30 additional sites, many of which I like, so it’s definitely worth a join, IMHO. $30 will get you all of the sites each month, so that’s about a dollar a site for the month. Decent numbers when you put it that way.

Take out the goofy acting and I’m totally on board with Heal My Ass. As it currently is, I can go to the circus and watch the clowns fuck each other and get the same effect.

5 out of 10

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