Dana is too young to have saggy titties.
The site: danadearmond.com
The price:$19.95 per month
The verdict: Pretty good stuff if Dana floats your boat. Incredibly hot brunettes who eat pussy generally do the trick for me. 8 out of 10.
Hey — I remember this Dana DeArmond freak. She’s that smoking hot chick that was some sort of MySpace sensation before she got into bondage porn (note: MySpace was a social website a long, long time ago. You can read about it in history books. It was sort of like FaceBook if FaceBook were made by the same company that made the Bedazzler, and if it were overrun and controlled by 13-16 year olds).
Anyhoo — here she is at DanaDearmond.com. Titties and pussy are apparently persona non grata on MySpace, but here on her own site she can make up for lost time by showing us the inner hole of her vagina, as well as how nicely her tongue fits into the vaginas of other female humans.
She also documents just about everything on her site, either in photos or videos. There’s a wide variety of styles too — ranging from grainy, web cam like material, to very high quality, artsy shit. That’s good, because I get bored with just one type of video, and at a place like DanDDearmond my boner won’t lose interest.
$19.95 will get you Dana DeArmond — and many two-tittied friends — for an entire month. There are other plans as well — the longer you join for, the cheaper it is. I’d make a suggestion as to which you should buy, but I’m a fucking pornographer, not a financial advisor. Christ, just flip your hog out and pick one already.
Pretty good stuff if Dana floats your boat. Incredibly hot brunettes who eat pussy generally do the trick for me.
8 out of 10
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