The site: pvstrips.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $19.95 per month
The verdict: All in all, it wasn’t my favorite site, but I love the mobile format. Go mobile, you road warrior, you. 6 out of 10.
(6/10)
To join, click here:www.pvstrips.com
I’m not a huge fan of gentlemens clubs, I have to admit. They’re a frustrating mess for me. I can’t touch ‘em, I can’t fuck ‘em, and when I start to beat off in the $14 diet soda I just bought them, they get all cunty with me.
The other shitty thing is that, no matter how many times I beg and beg, they won’t come into the bathroom with me. Fucking prudes. But now, folks, now I can skip the failed convincing. Now I can get all hard and bendy up in the private area with a lap dance, then shuffle off to a shit stall, pull out my smart phone, crank up a video on PVStrips.com, and smack out a “strip club stall special” (this term is copyrighted and may not be reused or retransmitted in any form without the express written consent of Satan himself).
Mobile porn is the last frontier before they actually start creating robots that are stored next to the hotel room mini-bar that we can all set up and fuck while were out of town on business. Until they perfect that little slice of nirvana, my #1 crank choice is to go on to my smart phone and look at unlimited smut at sites like this here PVStrips.
This particular site, however, is not my #1 choice. That’s because the chicks are basically digitized strippers. That’s cool if you dig the tease aspect. I don’t handle that very well. These are videos of chicks stripping, behind the scenes videos and all kinds of shit like that. But to their credit, the chicks are a lot hotter on here than in Club Rose that you’re currently thinking of going to about 2 clicks down the road from that hotel you’re staying at in Hoboken.
Do this — open your Star Wars wallet up and look inside. How much cash do you have? Do you have $1? Can I borrow it? Just kidding — take that $1 and use it to join this site for a day just to see what you think. That’s all you need, feller. And you only need that $20 bill sitting next to it for full, unlimited access for an entire THIRTY days. Not a bad deal.
All in all, it wasn’t my favorite site, but I love the mobile format. Go mobile, you road warrior, you.
6 out of 10
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