Cutest Girls Website Review

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Know the problem with going out and trying to score a real, live under-21 chick? You never know if that sneaky bitch is lying about her age or not. In fact, you can assume she is, as that little cunt’s mouth is moving and, assuming your dick is not in it, lying’s about all it does until she’s 30 years old. That’s why I only check out the college aged crowd on porn sites. Safe sex at it’s safest, my friends. Then, when you want a real slab of cunny, you can drag yourself to the bar at closing time and lip one of the late night straggler MILFs.

Okay — so the first good part of the site is that it’s mobile. Usually I mention the hot chicks first (and there are PLENTY of them here), but it’s worth mentioning right from the get go that this is not an ordinary site that shows up tiny on your smart phone. This is formulated for you to watch right on your phone, clear as fuck, and whack your smelly cock off to. It’s damn, damn good shit on the go.

Secondly, as mentioned, the chicks are stunning. These aren’t amateurs, these aren’t the chicks next door. These are bitches that would cost you your house and car just for a BJ. But they’d be worth it, especially considering the fact that you live in your Mom’s house still, and that your car has a Domino’s sign welded to the top of it.

There is bad, though, and that’s the fact that it’s not all that graphic. “Tastefully nude,” is how they put it. That draws an immediate yawn from me. Maybe I’m just a sick fuck, but I NEED me some hardcore penetration shit to get a nut. Gotta have it. A site like this is okay for a warm up, but I need more to finish Ol’ Charley off.

But you can get a day for only $1, so that’s damn worth it for sure. And who knows — you might love this shit. I’m sure many do, since it’s a big time site. Go check it out for a day — it might change your life.

6.5 out of 10

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