The site: extremebabes.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $19.95 per month
The verdict: Not too shabby at all. Mobile smut is the way of the future, folks. Time to get with it. Start with Extreme Babes. 8 out of 10.
If you’re like me — wait, you’re probably not…but still — if you need some crazier than usual shit to get a nut, then no amount of college chickery, MILF sexery or hot chickening will do the trick. You need some fucked up shit to take you to the promised land. Me? Well, these days it pretty much takes a half pint of heavy whipping cream, a subscription to Highlights Magazine and a black scorpion stinging me in the nutsack for me to even contemplate having an orgasm.
ExtremeBabes.com features hot, professional gals doing everything from sucking monstrous dicks to shoving produce in their cunts to squirting titty milk across the room. If you want something off the beaten path, you need a site like ExtremeBabes.
And, of course, it’s mobile. That means you can take that sick, freaky little secret fetish of yours on the road where it belongs. Hole your freaky self up in a no tell motel and speed bag your cock to some of the kinkiest shit on wheels.
Go grab yourself a one day trial. It’s only a dollar — even cheaper than that giant cucumber that Rachel shoves into her pink twat on this site. If you like it, and the general consensus of life says that you will, you can get the entire site of unlimited downloads for less than $20 per month. Think about it — this mobile shit is cheaper per MONTH than renting just 2 hotel room porns. And they usually don’t show this kind of freaky shit in the Radisson.
Not too shabby at all. Mobile smut is the way of the future, folks. Time to get with it. Start with Extreme Babes.
8 out of 10
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