The site: asianparade.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $19.95 per month
The verdict: If you like Asian chicks, mobile phones and beating off, here you go! 7.5 out of 10.
Are you thinking what I’m thinking? Probably not, but here it is anyway — a porno site called Asian Parade had BETTER be a gaggle of naked Chinese chicks, prancing around a filthy city street amongst various, hanging fowl carcasses, flaunting sparklers and one of those giant, snake-like China-dragons.
Damn. No such luck. But this may be the next best thing — AsianParade.com is an all Asian smut site made specifically for smart phones. That means you can whittle your wood on the road…anywhere, anytime. Not that you couldn’t or didn’t do that before — but now you can actually look at high quality, clear and crisp porn videos, instead of looking at that crusty old bag lady sitting in her own shit on the back of the bus.
The good thing, in my opinion, about mobile sites like AsianParade is that they are very straightforward. There’s no room for bullshit on a mobile phone, so they cut out the unnecessary crap and leave only what you want — the puss. And speaking of that, the gash is top rate. All Asians (of course), and all really top notch. Not like that mean Asian cunt that yells at you when she takes your order at The China Star Restaurant.
Even more luckily for you and I — they have the highly coveted $1 trial on this site. $1 will only get you a day– but oh boy what a day it will be. I bet you donuts to dollars that you will walk around the streets of Anyplace, USA for 24 hours, fucking your fist all the while. When you’re done, you can join monthly for only $20. That’s a hell of a deal, fellas.
If you like Asian chicks, mobile phones and beating off, here you go!
7.5 out of 10
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