The site: herfirstbigcock.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 per month
The verdict: That’s what it’s made for — for you to be able to get high quality, excellent porn right there in your hand. No, your OTHER hand. So, dick in your one hand, porn in the other. You’ve got the whole world in your fucking hands, man! 7 out of 10.
I wonder if I’ve ever been any one’s “first big cock.” Probably not. My dick is a shade larger than average, but not anything for a chick to remember as “her first big cock.” Except that primordial dwarf. I bet she’s still reeling from my hog.
Firstly I am going to let you in on a secret — I doubt that ANY of these chicks have lacked in the big cock area prior to this site. In other words, they’ve probably engulfed a 10 incher or two before their film debut. But I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt and pretend that they are pristine virgins who are appalled at the size of these lunkers the gentlemen on HerFirstBigCock.com are sporting.
The chicks themselves are fine. Fine as fuck, in fact (that’s called alliteration, guys — lots of F’s going on there). They are not the amateur chick next door type — more like the hot little slut that you always thought might move to Van Nuys and try to get her cunt in the door at some skin flick studio. Yeah…that chick. She’s right here.
$1 will get you an entire day of basically free porn, and $25 will get you 30 of them. That’s a better deal than “regular”, non-mobile porn, and you really get the same shit — just more mobile. Sounds like ti should be more expensive, if you ask me.
Oh — and I almost forgot to mention the mobile part. Get your iPhone or Droid or whatever-the-fuck smart phone you have and go to this fucker. That’s what it’s made for — for you to be able to get high quality, excellent porn right there in your hand. No, your OTHER hand. So, dick in your one hand, porn in the other. You’ve got the whole world in your fucking hands, man!
7 out of 10
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