I’m bored. Â When I get bored, I do new shit. Â Sometimes it’s sexual, like when I was bored last week and decided to try fucking a cup of yogurt (don’t waste your time). Â Other times, like today, it’s not. Â Today I decided to start blogging on Porny Little Devil. Â That way, when you’ve been hitting the porn a little too often and your dick looks like an 8 year old scratching post, you can come here and relax a bit and read the ramblings of a deeply disturbed motherfucker.
I’m going to call my new blog area The Devil’s Tits.  Why?  Because I love the word tits, mainly.  Plus, I believe I can use  ”tits” to mean “random thoughts.”  Why not?  They fucking used “tits” to mean drugs on the HBO show Oz, so I figure that gives me the green light to fuck with the word however I please.  If you don’t like it, don’t blame me…blame HBO.  Those assholes started it.
