Funny Matters.
Heaven help her unfortunate asshole.
It’s Friday! Or, as they say in Brazil, Sex. Don’t believe me? Check it out — the word for Friday in Portuguese is Sex. God damn I love those fucking people.
I once read that in Brazil, it’s legal to ass-hammer any woman who makes eye contact with you, but only if you do it immediately and in the exact spot that the eye contact occurred. If you’re lucky, a 9 and a half will give you a peekin’ right when you step off the plane!
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Where did you hide the fortune? Is it in here?
Asian pussy time!
I’ve fucked Asian-American gals, but never a true Asian chick – like one from the Orient. I wonder if they giggle a lot while you are drilling them. I’d like to think they do. That is, until you put your hog in their little assholes. Then shit gets serious.
Black Dong In Hong Kong is not only a fantastic Asian porn site, it also gets my vote for one of the best porn site names around.
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Napoleon Boner-part.
I love porn, but what I love even more is live porn. There are few things better than telling a bitch what to do to herself and her having to do it and pretend to like it.
While we’re on the subject, though, I will list those few things that are better. They are, in no particular order, Black Forest ham, midgets, back scratchers, Libertarians and QVC.
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Shit won't be so funny once I get my hog up in your guts.
Home movies aren’t what they used to be, ya know? I remember watching home movies as a kid, and they were all snowball fight this and Christmas day that. Now-a-days you have to have at least one bare vagina, a rigid cock and a set of glorious knockers for it to even be considered a legitimate home movie. I’m sure glad it wasn’t like that when I was a kid. My Mom’s tits are a wreck.
Enjoy some home cookin’.
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Delightfully sick motherfuckers in their natural habitat.
Just another manic Monday. That is, if you consider “manic” to be fucked up, disturbing role play/BDSM/torture/fetish sex. I sure do. So do the sick fucks at The Upper Floor.
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Huh. So THAT'S what the end of the rainbow looks like.
It’s Friday — time to celebrate the little things in life. My favorite little things are sex-starved dwarves. You can’t even consider yourself half a man until you’ve been up inside of a sawed off Sally.
Oh, and here’s a little bonus for you – XRatedMidgetsAudioReview.
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This is where the black dick goes.
Open your racist mind and start beating off to interracial porn at least once a week! Get with the 21st century! Jeesh…
Sara Swirls is one of the best interracial sites on the entire internet. All of it. Now go there and squeeze out some crotch yogurt.
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Whores with tattoos who will gag on your boner = hot.
Have you ever found that special chick — the one that can and will stick you cock so far down her throat that you can feel her uvula resting at teh base of your cock, while the tip of your dick starts to tingle a bit from stomach acid that it rests in?
I have. Here she is. With friends.
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...'round the corner fudge is made!!
It’s a shame that at least once a day, a good ass is temporarily ruined by an avalanche of hardened, brown waste. If it weren’t for that, I’d eat that balloon knot 24/7.
The bigger the better, too.
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Meet Tawnya. She will be your virtual cocksucker for the evening. This will be the last time you see the front of her head.
Sometimes you don’t want to mess around with trying to actually fuck a chick. When it gets to the point of vaginal intercourse, you are expected to “please” them in some manner. This may be fine for Sundays and holidays, but many times I don’t have that desire. Hell, most of the time I really don’t even want to see their facial features. That’s when I demand they suck on my root, and do so until I have emptied my cache.
These chicks know what the fuck is up.
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