Our Review: Altered Assholes
You had better push back from your computer
right now and stand up because we promise you...after checking
this site out your asshole will hurt from just looking at it!
Altered Assholes is a brutal extreme anal hardcore site that
is, well...brutal. These are not your average slow-and-easy
anal pumping videos that you have seen before. These fuckers
are drilling for oil...deep. And hard. A
member of the Meat Members network, this site has some nice
added benefits, besides the increased sale of Astro Glide.
When you join this you also become a member of the entire
Meat Members network, which means that you are a member of
over 40 other sites as well. All of the sites differ in content,
ranging from anal to gagging to ATM. Many are fairly extreme
in the grand scheme of things. The price to join is only $29.95
per month...and we say only because that fee will get you
access to over 1.3 MILLION MBs of video. That is an assload
(pun intended).
Our first comment would be about the quality
of the chicks that they stab on this site. In a word...very
nice! When we come across a site that is very hardcore and
very physically demanding, we generally expect to see the
bottom of the barrel skanks that are getting demoralized for
a $20 rock. This site is definitely different in that sense.
The girls that we saw were all very hot. Actually, they were
much, much hotter than we expected. Almost so hot that we
think something is amiss...how the fuck do they get these
hot bitches to brutalize???
The next thing that we noticed was the quality
of the site and videos themselves. Also very nice. The videos
were all original, which you know is a big thing to us. They
are also of very high quality and very well done. Crisp and
clean...and you can hear every ass-tissue rip and tear! Well...not
that clear...but damn near! Very nice quality on these videos!
And that goes for all of the Meat Cash sites as well.
Who do we recommend? Try Claudia Rossi, a
stellar piece of ass with small tits and elephant trunk-like
nipples (those fuckers are long!!).She is very sexy and she
obviously likes the cock! This brunette actually requested
that they never leave a hole open...so it took two of them
to get the job done. It starts out as an innocent double team
and ends up with a gaping asshole and a face full of cum.
Very good clipand very good fucking. Claudia is very, very
sexy.
And if you like the Barbie Doll blondes,
then they have Barbara Summer for you, a bottled-blonde with
an asshole that more resembles a rabbit hole. This bitch is
bored out! She is dirty as hell, too, as she deep throats
the guy and then licks his asshole. He returns the asshole
favor by throwing his cock into her ass. Like, taking it all
the way out and heaving it at her hole...hitting his mark
every time.
A very good anal site. Excellent quality
in both the babes and the videos themselves. A bit extreme,
but entertaining and sexy nonetheless. We like the network
too!
9 out of 10
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