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(www.hometowngirls.com
has the same content)
The one that started it all. The Alpha. The
original place for guys like us -- HUGE amateur fans -- to
get our rocks off. Beaver Hunt was the biggest thing since
sliced bread when we first discovered it, long before the
internet saved us form our drab and monotonous lives. When
Hustler began this hometown pussy search, we knew even then,
as youngsters, that there was something great about it. Here
we are, years later, and they have it all on the internet.
The great thing about Beaver Hunt is that
it was always just a "section” of each Hustler magazine,
yet in our opinion it was the reason to get the magazine.
Sure, there were many other reasons, but this one was reason.
The place that we would flip to immediately whenever we saw
a Hustler (usually stolen from our father's briefcase or the
weird kid down the street's house -- you know the kid, the
one named Norman that the ONLY reason you hung out with him
was that his Dad was not very discreet with the porn around
the house?!!). We loved most all of the girls that they showed
(besides the Hall of Shame of course), but the real reason
that it was so exciting was that deep in our guts, every month
we opened it we knew that there was a chance, albeit the slightest
chance imaginable, that we would see a girl from our town
that we knew-- and the gold mine would be if it were one of
our buddies' moms. We lived for that slight chance. We're
still waiting!
Anyway...Hustler now has the archives of
moms and sisters all across the land posted right here on
this site. They offer thousands of pictures(years worth of
shit) and streaming videos of hometown hos for us to jerk
off to. They also have the ability these days to take online
submissions, which means even more closet sluts. They also
have the dreaded Hall of Shame, which is great for comedic
purposes. And think of how fucking great it would be if you
saw someone you know in ! Unless, of course, it was your own
mother or sister...we won’t even talk about that.
The fee to join is only $9.95 per month,
which is a little more expensive than the regular magazine,
but when you buy the print version you do not get the thousands
of archived photos and the video. Plus, you have to actually
go to the creepy truck stop to buy it, unless of course you
have a subscription, and then the mailman secretly wants to
ass fuck you because he is a super pervert and he now knows
that you area pervert and -- umm...never mind.
Well worth the ten spot every month. It is
Beaver Hunt for christ sakes!
8 out of 10.
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