Our Review: Big Bush Beavers

Hair pie, beaver pelt, bush, bearded clam, Bluebeard's closet, furburger, hirsute...no matter what you call it, we all love hairy pussy sometimes. Sure, it is nice to see a bald goat on a dame, but it is also nice to go old school from time to time and get a big ol' muff! Big Bush Beavers (obviously) gives us just that.

Touting their product by proudly proclaiming, "These sluts never shave," Big Bush Beavers offers many videos and recorded streaming feeds, as well as purportedly offering live videos (they were not working when we checked out the site, but that may be that we came at the wrong time). We were not necessarily impressed with the "talent" provided in many of the videos. If all you care about is a hairy pussy, by all means these videos bring it to you and bring it strong. But if you are at all concerned with he rest of the ladies (for example, the first video features a hairy chick well in excess of 200 lbs.), then you're barking up the wrong tree here. We also did not like the cumbersome way that the videos are presented, with only one video per page. This makes it much harder to browse through.

What we DID like, however, was the image gallery. Hairy pussies are very well suited to be surfed through an image gallery. Some genres lend themselves to this format much better than others (hairy, pregnant, etc.). There were several ladies in many different poses in the picture gallery. All of them had nice, big bushes. We particularly loved Chi, a small-titted Asian gal with a TREMENDOUS bush. Be sure to yank a little on her.

There are also many, many extras, which we found to be more entertaining than some of the videos, quite frankly. In addition to the videos and the pictures, you can find games, E-zines (with lots of tips, info, how-to's and other helpful shit), erotic stories, personals (a link to AdultFriendfinder, which in our opinion is the absolute best personal service ever invented!), and a store to buy not only videos, but dildos, vibrators, fists, fake pussies and nearly anything else of deviant desire that you can imagine.

The price is a little steep in light of other sites that we have joined. Don't get us wrong, you get a shitload of content for the $39.99 membership fee. Our suggestion is to dip in a toe before you dive all the way in. You can do this by trying a three-day membership for $2.95.

All-in-all, we were not overly impressed. While there are some positives (the pictures, the amount of videos and the extras), the main course, the videos, were lacking.

5 out of 10