Our Review: Big Cocks Porn
Let's play a little game -- gay or straight?
If you had to type this site name in and had NO idea what
it was other than the name "Big Cocks Porn" would
you guess it was a gay site or a straight site. Straight?
You cheating fucks -- you knew that because you are looking
in the straight section of our site and not the gay section.
Well, we will be honest -- we were sure it was a gay site
before we got here. Boy were we wrong...
The big cocks part refers to these lucky
fellers that not only have enormous man parts to taunt the
rest of us our entire lives, but they also -- and this is
solely a direct result of the aforementioned dick size --
get to fuck incredibly hot women. And let us say for the record
that the site is aptly named. At the risk of being called
"gay,” these dudes have some pretty impressive cranks.
That is all we will say about that.
500,000 huge cock pictures, 150,000 porno
movies featuring big cocks (is there another kind?) and LIVE
big cock shows (what the fuck is that?).That is what you will
get for $39.95 per month ($1.95 for a three day trial). But
there is a BIG bonus with this site. Over 60 other sites are
included in that membership! SIXTY OTHER SITES! This one alone
has hundreds of thousands of videos and pictures -- imagine
the total amount of videos and pictures included in 60 sites
from the same makers (Fetish Hits). Staggering, isn't it?
We saw many cocks, both black and white,
that exceeded TWELVE INCHES! Do you realize how long twelve
inches is? Think of it this way -- look at your arm. See the
area of your arm from your wrist to your elbow(generally called
your forearm for you slow ones)? It is LONGER than that! Now
try to lay your cock on that part of your arm...just kidding...we
just wanted to see if you would do it!
Decent fuck site. It is not all that hard
to collect a bunch of "big cock" porno movies, and
it is not really a fetish, but it is good fucking and a shit
load of movies and pics, so we liked it.
8 out of 10
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